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Old 29 June 2007, 05:40 PM
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from this



to this



the years have been kind

he could paint her green and do a re-run of the pink windmill

Lord Shrek.........id need scaffolding and a crane to keep wood
Old 29 June 2007, 05:45 PM
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Why poor Richard Madeley, he's a dog of the first order
Old 29 June 2007, 06:04 PM
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Is Grotbags not Shreks mummy?
Old 29 June 2007, 07:47 PM
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what're you saying shrek.... that men never grow old and obtain wrinkles ?
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Old 29 June 2007, 07:52 PM
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what're you saying shrek.... that men never grow old and obtain wrinkles ?
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Maybe that's not exactly what he's saying, just that all women get ugly a lot sooner than some blokes.
Old 29 June 2007, 08:13 PM
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I feel sorry for her half the time, having to put up with such a t*@t, both at work and home
Old 29 June 2007, 08:21 PM
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I feel sorry for her half the time, having to put up with such a t*@t, both at work and home
I wasn't aware that her dress fell down that low.
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They are as bad as each other, they get right on my ****
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I don't like either of them, either
Old 29 June 2007, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
I don't like either of them, either
Madeley can be a bit pretentious not too keen on him neither, either
Old 29 June 2007, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Spoon
I wasn't aware that her dress fell down that low.
.... God forbid !!
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Originally Posted by Spoon
Maybe that's not exactly what he's saying, just that all women get ugly a lot sooner than some blokes.

In your dreams
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Originally Posted by 84of300
In your dreams
I rest my case.
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Indeed
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Originally Posted by 84of300
Indeed
Nice to see a female agreeing too.

Please note the original answer and not one that might be edited later.
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madeley made a catastrophic decision during the early 80s to marry somebody 30 years his senior

obviously the age gap didnt worry him at the time

all was good during the 80s but with time came the inevitable

subsidence of her chin into her neck

here is another prime example of female erosion from coronation street

stick a lightsaber in her hand, paint her green and finnigan could be a double at a star wars convention

Lord Shrek....BEHOLD the eighth wonder of the world is here in the UK.....Richard Madeley can still get a wood
Old 29 June 2007, 11:52 PM
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He is vile



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you gonna be King Shrek or what?
Old 29 June 2007, 11:58 PM
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When you look like this, Judy is not really that bad

Old 30 June 2007, 12:01 AM
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Can you not post pictures of me - I may have to pay for plus membership so I can infract you
Old 30 June 2007, 12:02 AM
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FB, I know what you look like
Old 30 June 2007, 12:17 AM
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Yeah - you just posted my piccy
Old 30 June 2007, 12:18 AM
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Ahh, so you are Shrek
Old 30 June 2007, 12:29 AM
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Shhhhhhh.... no-one else knows
Old 30 June 2007, 12:37 AM
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FB, are you fat?
Old 30 June 2007, 12:44 AM
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Bubbinator? Are you a ginger pretending to be elderly and blond(e)?
Old 30 June 2007, 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by fast bloke
Bubbinator? Are you a ginger pretending to be elderly and blond(e)?
Are you trying to get me on a techno-calamity?
Old 30 June 2007, 12:49 AM
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Anyway, I'm NOT elderly, I'm "rich in transferable lore"


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