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Old 19 June 2007, 03:15 PM
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Red face The Pope issue 10 commandments of the road

Vatican issues "10 Commandments" for motorists - Yahoo! News UK

A 36 page document

11) Don't listen to silly old cu*ts wearing white and believing in a Jackanory story told thousands of year ago.
Old 19 June 2007, 04:29 PM
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Lightbulb STilover is a heretic!!!

Well . . .

. . . Saying that, the clergy like to get around in "SATAN's contraption", so it sort of makes sense doesn't it! . . .
Old 19 June 2007, 04:37 PM
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Forgive me Father for I have sinned.

I will admit to 2 counts of speeding (although I was on a private road, so does that count?). I have used my vehicle for sin based activities on 4 occasions (and once the female in question shouted "Oh God" for over 3 minutes), and I also drove through a built up area blipping the throttle in an attempt to make myself look cool.

How many Hail Mary's is that?
Old 19 June 2007, 05:19 PM
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Well, I'm OK as I'm not catholic I can speed as much as I like
Old 19 June 2007, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Dracoro
Well, I'm OK as I'm not catholic I can speed as much as I like in hell
Edited for accuracy!
Old 21 June 2007, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Dracoro
Well, I'm OK as I'm not catholic I can speed as much as I like
Only for so long!

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Old 21 June 2007, 07:10 PM
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Of course, speed kills and all that
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Question: if speed kills, how come motorways are the safest roads?
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