Some Friday funnies (ish)
15 June 2007, 04:05 PM
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Some Friday funnies (ish)
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mother.
____________________________________________
2) How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
____________________________________________
3) What's the difference between a bitch and a *****?
A ***** sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with
everybody at the party except you.
____________________________________________
4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
____________________________________________
5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
____________________________________________
6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?!
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving.
____________________________________________
7) What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during orgasm.
____________________________________________
8) What do you call a guy standing beside the road with his hand up a
horses ***?
An Amish mechanic.
____________________________________________
9) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
____________________________________________
10) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
The one who can eat that last donut.
_____________ _______________________________
11) Jewish dilemma:
Free PORK.
____________________________________________
12) The three words men hate to hear most during sex:
"Are you in?"
____________________________________________
13) The three words women hate to hear most during good sex:
"Honey, I'm home!"
Ask your mother.
____________________________________________
2) How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
____________________________________________
3) What's the difference between a bitch and a *****?
A ***** sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with
everybody at the party except you.
____________________________________________
4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
____________________________________________
5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
____________________________________________
6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?!
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving.
____________________________________________
7) What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during orgasm.
____________________________________________
8) What do you call a guy standing beside the road with his hand up a
horses ***?
An Amish mechanic.
____________________________________________
9) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
____________________________________________
10) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
The one who can eat that last donut.
_____________ _______________________________
11) Jewish dilemma:
Free PORK.
____________________________________________
12) The three words men hate to hear most during sex:
"Are you in?"
____________________________________________
13) The three words women hate to hear most during good sex:
"Honey, I'm home!"
nice one ... certainly cheered my Friday afternoon up 
Made me chuckle
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full list but i didnt see it until it was too late.
what would you want for it. pm me if needs be mr tony
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Okay another joke thread. 
Michael Barrymore when asked if he would be apearing in panto this year replied "no", he did A-lad-in 6 years ago and hasn't heard the last of it since.
Michael Barrymore when asked if he would be apearing in panto this year replied "no", he did A-lad-in 6 years ago and hasn't heard the last of it since.
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