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Old 09 June 2007, 11:12 PM
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Cool Jodie Marsh

Just watching Graham Norton, his description of her was


"Smurfit dipped in sh*t"


Absolutely the best description ever

Just class

Old 09 June 2007, 11:29 PM
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Yeah, I saw that !

Reminds me of the fact that she rated all of her lovers out of ten and put the results on her (big !) t-shirt. Wonder what the guys thought - "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands !"
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yeah up the **** norton real class, it must have been great

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I wouldnt give her the steam off my p**s!!! She is hardly a celebrity that made her fame by appearing on Essex Wives (I think thats what it was called)!

She isnt at all bright and all she does is criticize other glamour models to get publicity!!
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Originally Posted by falkster
I wouldnt give her the steam off my p**s!!! She is hardly a celebrity that made her fame by appearing on Essex Wives (I think thats what it was called)!

She isnt at all bright and all she does is criticize other glamour models to get publicity!!

Ok . Ok . .

. . .So fair cop where it's due - but I still find her rather TASTY!!!
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I would
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Originally Posted by Puff The Magic Wagon!
Just watching Graham Norton, his description of her was


"Smurfit dipped in sh*t"


Absolutely the best description ever

Just class

whats a smurfit?
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Originally Posted by salsa-king
whats a smurfit?
Victoria Smurfit?


Edited to say Jodie Marsh is positively repellent. She was a bit of a dog before she inflated her chest to ridiculous proportions.
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Originally Posted by Puff The Magic Wagon!
Just watching Graham Norton, his description of her was


"Smurfit dipped in sh*t"


Absolutely the best description ever

Just class

Puff, it was Smurfet, you know from the Smurfs, not Smurfit. HTH's
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Originally Posted by lpski1
Puff, it was Smurfet, you know from the Smurfs, not Smurfit. HTH's
Spelling at that time of night when trying to wipe beer from the tv screen and stopping myself laughing is an art I have yet to accomplish...
Old 11 June 2007, 09:14 AM
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@ puff!
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Spose I would if there was a spare brown paper bag laying around!
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Would like to, just the once though
Old 11 June 2007, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy


Christ on a bike

That looks like one of them things you see hanging round in the eaves of gothic churches
Old 11 June 2007, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Puff The Magic Wagon!
Spelling at that time of night when trying to wipe beer from the tv screen and stopping myself laughing is an art I have yet to accomplish...



Ok, i'll let you have that one. Enrique thought she was hot though. ! he'd **** anything that one.
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i thought jodies udders were real? i remember jordan saying something about them being saggy after jodie commented on jordans fake funbags...

please can i have some before and after pics to concentrate on and study in great detail
Old 12 June 2007, 09:43 AM
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Yeah think there real, shes still a swamp donkey - no thanks
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Jeezus you lot are far to fussy and all must have fantastically stunning supermodel wives or girlfriends!! I bet if she turned up and said take me from behind over the back of the sofa NONE of you would turn her down!!!!!!!
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I would. She's filthy, and I love filth. :-)

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Originally Posted by Wurzel
Jeezus you lot are far to fussy and all must have fantastically stunning supermodel wives or girlfriends!! I bet if she turned up and said take me from behind over the back of the sofa NONE of you would turn her down!!!!!!!

not over the back of my new sofa, all her fake tan would come off, missus would not be impressed.
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have to be a fumble and out. you couldn't actually get any sleep next to her, she's that orange i suspect she glows when the lights are out.

5t.
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Hey lads - You CAN get to go out with her AND marry the bint...

Marry Me Jodie Marsh
Old 12 June 2007, 11:21 AM
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make of it what you will.
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Originally Posted by Matteeboy
Hey lads - You CAN get to go out with her AND marry the bint...

Marry Me Jodie Marsh
Who'd want to marry it?!
Old 12 June 2007, 11:42 AM
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Certainly wouldn't marry her , but would happily empty my man fat over her Filth . . . marvellous.
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Originally Posted by CrisPDuk
Christ on a bike

That looks like one of them things you see hanging round in the eaves of gothic churches
...you mean a gargoyle
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Originally Posted by Matteeboy
Hey lads - You CAN get to go out with her AND marry the bint...

Marry Me Jodie Marsh
Reading that, it already rules a lot of you out, she alraedy said she's sick of going out with Losers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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