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Old 07 June 2007, 03:14 PM
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Default Paris Hilton out of jail after 3 days

Does a deal and is out after serving 3 days
Old 07 June 2007, 03:16 PM
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Utterly, utterly unbelievable


This world is so fekked up on celebrity status it's untrue.
Old 07 June 2007, 03:16 PM
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lock the crazy bint up for good - let some butch dyke bugger her from behind
Old 07 June 2007, 03:18 PM
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45 day sentence, reduced to 23 days, then serves 3.


<starts stage school>
Old 07 June 2007, 03:19 PM
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"Community based programme" Jesus. Let the stupid tart stay in jail.
Old 07 June 2007, 03:20 PM
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Can't really say she was in jail anyway - being segregated from all the other lags... preferential treatment from the get-go
Old 07 June 2007, 03:44 PM
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Its an absolute f**king joke - just another example that if you have enough money, you don't need to obey the law. Apparantly her lawyer said that she was "really being punished because of her celebrity". Really ? I thought it was because she was a drink driver driving while disqualified. Hopefully the next time she's ratted she'll drive off a cliff. And if she could run over a few lawyers as well, that'd be even better.
Old 07 June 2007, 04:15 PM
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As MJW says, the whole thing stinks!!

The situation was summed up nicely when her brief argued that her good behaviour should be taken into account on the basis she showed up for the hearing!! FFS!!

She's a spoilt, brat who thinks that her father's wealth renders her above the law...... How does the law resond??

Er, apparently, she's right!!!

Here's an idea, for her next "Real World" show, or whatever the hell it's called, why don't they send her to stay with a family who've lost someone to a drink driver!!!

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PS Her home moive sucked too!!!
Old 07 June 2007, 04:17 PM
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yeah i agree - how can good behaviour EVER be applied to a drink driver?
Old 07 June 2007, 04:26 PM
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Come off it. Just admit you're all disappointed that there weren't any incidents with bars of soap and hot lezzer action.
Old 07 June 2007, 04:28 PM
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At least she wont have anything to put in her book she was going to get a huge sum of money for.
Old 07 June 2007, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
PS Her home moive sucked too!!!
I thought it was her who sucked in her home movie


Pity they have let her out now, I did hear she had already started digging a hole and it would have been complete ready for her escape in 4 years time

It is unbelievable, has she been released because she was upset, cold and scared?
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Originally Posted by Sonic'
I thought it was her who sucked in her home movie
She didn't swallow though!

Originally Posted by Sonic'
It is unbelievable, has she been released because she was upset, cold and scared?
Couldn't find the hot tap in the pearl lined bath eh??
Old 07 June 2007, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
Utterly, utterly unbelievable


This world is so fekked up on celebrity status it's untrue.

Been in muppets lately, Tel ?. Absolutely crawling with divas
Old 07 June 2007, 08:19 PM
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Lifestyles of the rich and famous...

Old 08 June 2007, 01:31 AM
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Heard on sky news that she could be going back in?

Hooray! get in there and serve you time you spoilt cow!
Old 08 June 2007, 09:24 AM
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I think she should go back into the general population in the prison and have some REAL punishment. It's one rule for one, and one rule for another!

Silly cow.
Old 08 June 2007, 09:27 AM
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Why is she even a celebrity ?

Blonde, brainless, attention seeking bimbo that used to carry a shaggy rat in her handbag ?
Old 08 June 2007, 09:32 AM
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The stupid bint should be thrown back in to do her time but she should be isolated because of the high risk involved.
Old 08 June 2007, 09:33 AM
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The high risk of other inmates killing her after realising what a spoilt, whinging, annoying bint she is?
Old 08 June 2007, 09:52 AM
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I would keep her under house arrest for however many days it is

She is spoilt but she would certainly get a length from me
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A length of lead pipe to head ?
Old 08 June 2007, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by duncan_disorderly
A length of lead pipe to head ?
i would certainly blow my pipe up her put it that way

no doubt she is stuck up but having a length from a rough construction worker like myself would sort her out.
or at the least it would be good for me.
Old 08 June 2007, 10:04 AM
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Gaffer tape and two black bags is the only way i would. Paris, not you
Old 08 June 2007, 10:13 AM
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You guys must pull some seriously hot tottie on a regular basis if you can turn this down



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Originally Posted by davegtt
You guys must pull some seriously hot tottie on a regular basis if you can turn this down

That's had more airbrush work than the renovations to the sistine chapel. And yes for B.
Old 08 June 2007, 10:19 AM
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also dave, her facial profile is completely different on both photos. First one elegant and feminine, the second one she's like david coulthards "i'm a lady character"

"Don't think so mate"
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Her sister is actually nice:









Steve
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Money talks and **** my ole boots a book deal/film about her experiences with follow from the spoilt little wench.

Quality tramp stamp on her sister

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i would prefer paris if i had to

nicky hilton looks a bit odd


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