Any crazy stories to tell??
11 May 2007, 01:54 PM
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Any crazy stories to tell??
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Just seeing if anyone has got any interesting stories to tell to brighten up my Friday afternoon.
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Alexppp
Just seeing if anyone has got any interesting stories to tell to brighten up my Friday afternoon.
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Alexppp
11 May 2007, 04:10 PM
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Whilst i was admiring the MPG i'm currently getting and posting on here about it. Realised i don't have my wallet with me and it's a 50 mile trip home. Doubt i'd get 325 from the tank!
Starving, and might need to put on the balaclava and head to the post office, just to get home tonight.
Starving, and might need to put on the balaclava and head to the post office, just to get home tonight.
11 May 2007, 04:23 PM
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Years ago I got sick of being a man. So I had the Op to change to a woman.
The very next day I realised I'd made a mistake, and got them to reverse it.
Crazy I know !!!!!!!!!!!
The very next day I realised I'd made a mistake, and got them to reverse it.
Crazy I know !!!!!!!!!!!
11 May 2007, 06:02 PM
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Dan, from the way you describe it, rather than sounding like a ****, your boss actually sounds like he's being bullied by some utter tossers.
Of course I could have read it wrong though.
Of course I could have read it wrong though.
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11 May 2007, 06:35 PM
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I can almost beat that
I sat on the couch
And stared out the window for about half an hour
I must be mad/mental/crazy delete as appropriate
I was going to start a HGV driving business, but that would be 'really' crazy
11 May 2007, 06:50 PM
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This is quite a crazy story
A good friend of mine stumbled out of a pub once in King's Cross. It's the spit n' sawdust one with pint-pot strippers, if anyone knows it. Anyway, nursing an enhanced libido via the visual stimulus and alchohol, he tripped, slipped, and fell into a conversation with a prostitute. While brokering the deal, and just about to close it, something caught his eye.....a copper with a video camera, filming him
He asked the copper if he was going to be on the telly, the copper said no, but suggested to my friend that it might not be in his best interests to talk to prossies again
The deal was taken to a more private doorway, where £5 was exchanged for the procurement of profelactics. ( he was very drunk ). He never saw the girl again, so he decided to take her boss to task on the matter...a young chap of Carribean descent, IHRC. The meeting was adjourned when a threat of a stab wound was offered, so he decided to cut his losses, and head off back to his digs. En route, he went **** over tit all the way down a 100ft esculator in a tube station.
He didn't learn, 2 days later he paid the princely sum of £30 for a warm can of Skol, and a bed show that never happened, in Soho.
Some people!
A good friend of mine stumbled out of a pub once in King's Cross. It's the spit n' sawdust one with pint-pot strippers, if anyone knows it. Anyway, nursing an enhanced libido via the visual stimulus and alchohol, he tripped, slipped, and fell into a conversation with a prostitute. While brokering the deal, and just about to close it, something caught his eye.....a copper with a video camera, filming him
He asked the copper if he was going to be on the telly, the copper said no, but suggested to my friend that it might not be in his best interests to talk to prossies again
The deal was taken to a more private doorway, where £5 was exchanged for the procurement of profelactics. ( he was very drunk ). He never saw the girl again, so he decided to take her boss to task on the matter...a young chap of Carribean descent, IHRC. The meeting was adjourned when a threat of a stab wound was offered, so he decided to cut his losses, and head off back to his digs. En route, he went **** over tit all the way down a 100ft esculator in a tube station.
He didn't learn, 2 days later he paid the princely sum of £30 for a warm can of Skol, and a bed show that never happened, in Soho.
Some people!
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