Disgusting things females do...
11 May 2007, 09:26 AM
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Disgusting things females do...
Football365 Forum: Football Forum => The Most Disgusting Thing you have seen a Girl Do (Rule 1)
PMSL @ that! But
at some of them!
PMSL @ that! But
at some of them!
11 May 2007, 10:16 AM
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Ahh bros thae makes me so sad it really does. Women should nae be talked aboot like thae bros seriously. I swear bros thae just made me cry for ages honest bro.
Women are like the most precious things ever bros, yoo do nae say yoo ''turn them inside oot'' thae just nae nice bro.
Ameen tae thae n peace oot
Women are like the most precious things ever bros, yoo do nae say yoo ''turn them inside oot'' thae just nae nice bro.
Ameen tae thae n peace oot
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11 May 2007, 12:08 PM
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ROFLMFAO
******** a northern bird in Ibiza on holiday.
She'd given me head, just about to give her a good seeing from behind, and she spins her head round and utters
"Im on t'rag love, sling it oop ****ter"
So I did, it was sandy and I got a sore ****.
Classy
******** a northern bird in Ibiza on holiday.
She'd given me head, just about to give her a good seeing from behind, and she spins her head round and utters
"Im on t'rag love, sling it oop ****ter"
So I did, it was sandy and I got a sore ****.
Classy
11 May 2007, 01:16 PM
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I was polling a young doris up the old balloon knot and she turned round and said "put it in my mouth. I want to taste my ****"
Another one was when I peeled off the draws of some forty two year old bird I nicked on a night out and was greeted by what was quite possibly the brownest stripe I had ever seen in the gusset of a pete tong. It raised a few alarm bells but I was of the thinking "f**k it, in for a penny in for a pound" The smell that wafted up as I inserted a couple of digits was something that will live with me for a long time. She then asked to suck my hampton after I had been in for a bit. I remember thinking "I can smell that so I am sure you can and you still want to suck it.....you dirty old dog". Of course I let her have her way!!
Another one was when I peeled off the draws of some forty two year old bird I nicked on a night out and was greeted by what was quite possibly the brownest stripe I had ever seen in the gusset of a pete tong. It raised a few alarm bells but I was of the thinking "f**k it, in for a penny in for a pound" The smell that wafted up as I inserted a couple of digits was something that will live with me for a long time. She then asked to suck my hampton after I had been in for a bit. I remember thinking "I can smell that so I am sure you can and you still want to suck it.....you dirty old dog". Of course I let her have her way!!
Brilliant. Nasty, but brilliant 
11 May 2007, 01:30 PM
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I was in the bath with a girlfriend and she said she needed to go to the toilet but she couldn't be bothered to get up and go. She basically asked me to help her do a sh*t. I stuck a couple of fingers up her fanny, felt around for the turds in the next chamber and teased them out towards her arsehole, when they popped out I chucked them into the toilet. For some reason she used to only do small hard round turds, good thing really or it could have got very messy. I think all this got me quite randy and I ended up giving her the full force of the jackhammer afterwards but looking back it sounds minging.
11 May 2007, 01:38 PM
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Shot a load in this shiela's mouth and she proceeded to gargle the Australian National Anthem.. Didnt know whether to salute her or shoot her.. Dead funny though
11 May 2007, 01:47 PM
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F*ck, I've had to give up at page 5. I'm getting looks at work because I'm crying and near bursting from trying not laugh!!
My own story is as follows:
I'd split up with a lass a few years ago but we still met for regular sex. One night I pitched up to give her a good seeing to and went through the usual motions; 1. skip foreplay 2. bone her brains out. I decided I wanted the hammer her from the back so spun her round and looked down to aim my tool whereupon I was confronted by a little turd nugget that was still nestled in her *** crack. Her excuse was that she was 'in a rush' that morning and had gone with a quick one wipe up, one wipe down strategy
My own story is as follows:
I'd split up with a lass a few years ago but we still met for regular sex. One night I pitched up to give her a good seeing to and went through the usual motions; 1. skip foreplay 2. bone her brains out. I decided I wanted the hammer her from the back so spun her round and looked down to aim my tool whereupon I was confronted by a little turd nugget that was still nestled in her *** crack. Her excuse was that she was 'in a rush' that morning and had gone with a quick one wipe up, one wipe down strategy
11 May 2007, 02:54 PM
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My own story is as follows:
I'd split up with a lass a few years ago but we still met for regular sex. One night I pitched up to give her a good seeing to and went through the usual motions; 1. skip foreplay 2. bone her brains out. I decided I wanted the hammer her from the back so spun her round and looked down to aim my tool whereupon I was confronted by a little turd nugget that was still nestled in her *** crack. Her excuse was that she was 'in a rush' that morning and had gone with a quick one wipe up, one wipe down strategy
I'd split up with a lass a few years ago but we still met for regular sex. One night I pitched up to give her a good seeing to and went through the usual motions; 1. skip foreplay 2. bone her brains out. I decided I wanted the hammer her from the back so spun her round and looked down to aim my tool whereupon I was confronted by a little turd nugget that was still nestled in her *** crack. Her excuse was that she was 'in a rush' that morning and had gone with a quick one wipe up, one wipe down strategy
Other things are not
11 May 2007, 03:53 PM
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Just like Quality Street, some things in life are just made for sharing...
Other things are not
Other things are not
You must have a tale to tell about that bint with the 4" gap in her front teeth?
11 May 2007, 04:16 PM
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You must have a tale to tell about that bint with the 4" gap in her front teeth?
She was very dirty....but clean if you know what I mean
