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Disgusting things females do...
Football365 Forum: Football Forum => The Most Disgusting Thing you have seen a Girl Do (Rule 1)
PMSL @ that! But :eek: at some of them! |
LMAFAO what a great read that was. :lol1:
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some of those are sooooooo funny!!!:lol1:
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And some are pretty bloody revolting :Suspiciou
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Classic thread
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PMSL :lol1: and :eek: all at the same time :D
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Ahh bros thae makes me so sad it really does. Women should nae be talked aboot like thae bros seriously. I swear bros thae just made me cry for ages honest bro.
Women are like the most precious things ever bros, yoo do nae say yoo ''turn them inside oot'' thae just nae nice bro. Ameen tae thae n peace oot |
Morning Moses, or is it:wonder;:thumb:
Very funny find:D |
Some aren't too bad, I know that if I need to go for an emergency dump that I wouldn't care if my wife was in the shower :)
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me too..;)
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Thats :eek2: and :freak3: and :lol1: all in 1 thread.
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Superb isnt it? I especially liked Snookers post on Page 2 I believe it was. :notworthy :nono: and :lol1:
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ROFLMFAO
Shagging a northern bird in Ibiza on holiday. She'd given me head, just about to give her a good seeing from behind, and she spins her head round and utters "Im on t'rag love, sling it oop ****ter" So I did, it was sandy and I got a sore knob. Classy :lol1: |
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Classic thread!
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Took a while to read (at work) but good find :thumb:
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I was polling a young doris up the old balloon knot and she turned round and said "put it in my mouth. I want to taste my arse" Another one was when I peeled off the draws of some forty two year old bird I nicked on a night out and was greeted by what was quite possibly the brownest stripe I had ever seen in the gusset of a pete tong. It raised a few alarm bells but I was of the thinking "f**k it, in for a penny in for a pound" The smell that wafted up as I inserted a couple of digits was something that will live with me for a long time. She then asked to suck my hampton after I had been in for a bit. I remember thinking "I can smell that so I am sure you can and you still want to suck it.....you dirty old dog". Of course I let her have her way!! |
I was in the bath with a girlfriend and she said she needed to go to the toilet but she couldn't be bothered to get up and go. She basically asked me to help her do a sh*t. I stuck a couple of fingers up her fanny, felt around for the turds in the next chamber and teased them out towards her arsehole, when they popped out I chucked them into the toilet. For some reason she used to only do small hard round turds, good thing really or it could have got very messy. I think all this got me quite randy and I ended up giving her the full force of the jackhammer afterwards but looking back it sounds minging.
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Yup ....
Looks like Snooker is one serious weirdo :eek: |
Shot a load in this shiela's mouth and she proceeded to gargle the Australian National Anthem.. Didnt know whether to salute her or shoot her.. Dead funny though |
Met a girl at a party, she had dreadlocks, so I assumed she was up for it. |
F*ck, I've had to give up at page 5. I'm getting looks at work because I'm crying and near bursting from trying not laugh!!
My own story is as follows: I'd split up with a lass a few years ago but we still met for regular sex. One night I pitched up to give her a good seeing to and went through the usual motions; 1. skip foreplay 2. bone her brains out. I decided I wanted the hammer her from the back so spun her round and looked down to aim my tool whereupon I was confronted by a little turd nugget that was still nestled in her ass crack. Her excuse was that she was 'in a rush' that morning and had gone with a quick one wipe up, one wipe down strategy :eek: |
My own story is as follows: I'd split up with a lass a few years ago but we still met for regular sex. One night I pitched up to give her a good seeing to and went through the usual motions; 1. skip foreplay 2. bone her brains out. I decided I wanted the hammer her from the back so spun her round and looked down to aim my tool whereupon I was confronted by a little turd nugget that was still nestled in her ass crack. Her excuse was that she was 'in a rush' that morning and had gone with a quick one wipe up, one wipe down strategy Other things are not :) |
I'm starting to get strange looks too now, can't stop laughing!!:lol1: Can't believe half of these stories are true though, can they be!?:wonder::freak3:
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There's some other class stuff on that forum too, check out some of the Chelsea threads especially stuff posted by Jackson Victim, he's a star !!
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Very Very Funny :cry:
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Just like Quality Street, some things in life are just made for sharing... Other things are not You must have a tale to tell about that bint with the 4" gap in her front teeth? :D |
You must have a tale to tell about that bint with the 4" gap in her front teeth? She was very dirty....but clean if you know what I mean ;) |
That is THE funniest thread I have ever read on a forum....bar none:)
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An absolute classic, think i've found my answer for when Scoobynet is going slow :thumb:
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