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Old 01 May 2007, 09:03 PM
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I'm not so sure that Gok Wan is as gay as he makes out considering he had very wandering hands. Also why do women feel so unhappy with their bodies when there is absolutely nothing wrong with them?! Take the lass that was on today, an absolute stunner under all the clothing!
Old 01 May 2007, 09:05 PM
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We likes 'em big, don't we Era?
Old 01 May 2007, 09:06 PM
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he prefer's em with a saddle
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I would say about 85% of women don't like there bodies when naked!!
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We likes 'em big, don't we Era?
She weren't big though was she? She was average, the stick insects plastered all over the magazines aren't attainable or healthy or attractive for that matter.
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
I would say about 85% of women don't like there bodies when naked!!
"their" not "there"...... MSG naked.....
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
I would say about 85% of women don't like there bodies when naked!!
Statistics are like a sports bra with flashing LEDs on it; more for support than illumination.
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Originally Posted by Sonic'
he prefer's em with a saddle
Ahem that's a myth that is.
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
I would say about 85% of women don't like there bodies when naked!!
Do you include yourself in that statistic? It's an irrational thought process to be honest.
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
"their" not "there"...... MSG naked.....
shut up you!!
Old 01 May 2007, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
shut up you!!
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
Do you include yourself in that statistic? It's an irrational thought process to be honest.
yes I do, I don't run to get under the covers anymore but I don't feel comfortable standing around naked!!
Old 01 May 2007, 09:17 PM
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that looks weird!
Old 01 May 2007, 09:18 PM
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well its not going to look normal is it?







i wouldnt get it all out. i think most women dont like their bodies, i reckon its more like 99%
Old 01 May 2007, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
i wouldnt get it all out. i think most women dont like their bodies, i reckon its more like 99%
Statistics are like a luminous jockstrap, yada yada yada.
Old 01 May 2007, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
yes I do, I don't run to get under the covers anymore but I don't feel comfortable standing around naked!!
This I am at a complete and utter loss to comprehend. I imagine you look absolutely fine and dandy in your birthday suit if I may be so bold to say. Why is there this air of insecurity or bashfulness? Appreciate your beauty don't hide it under a bushel (or the covers) .
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
i wouldnt get it all out.
Thank **** for that
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Women need to practice more self-love on their bodies.
Old 01 May 2007, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
This I am at a complete and utter loss to comprehend. I imagine you look absolutely fine and dandy in your birthday suit if I may be so bold to say. Why is there this air of insecurity or bashfulness? Appreciate your beauty don't hide it under a bushel (or the covers) .
Are you asking her to get 'em out in a roundabout, suave way?
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Thank **** for that



what annoys me is when people say that you look ok but you only get the bits out that look ok so what would they know
Old 01 May 2007, 09:22 PM
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men probably don't notice the little lumps and bumps that we do We're just paranoid!
Old 01 May 2007, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
Are you asking her to get 'em out in a roundabout, suave way?
No absolutely not! What I am suggesting is women are being used very tactfully by these big companies that produce all these treatments and products. They are making money by constantly telling women that they do not look good, when in actual fact they do.
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
Statistics are like a luminous jockstrap, yada yada yada.
i am picturing Steve Martin
Old 01 May 2007, 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
men probably don't notice the little lumps and bumps that we do We're just paranoid!
That's because we're looking at the BIGGER lumps and bumps.
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
No absolutely not!.

Shame on you.
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not in my case!
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miss SG hasnt got any lumps
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Why do all women have fat ****'s though
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not top half on the front no!!


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