How to look good naked.
01 May 2007, 09:25 PM
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men probably don't notice the little lumps and bumps that we do
We're just paranoid!
From that paranoia you are lining the pockets of these companies and eroding your own self esteem.
01 May 2007, 09:26 PM
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Why do all women have fat ****'s though
01 May 2007, 09:26 PM
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Why do all women have fat ****'s though
Child bearing hips are a very womanly and attractive feature.
01 May 2007, 09:27 PM
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Why do all women have fat ****'s though
If you are dissatisfied with the size of your male parts, wipe them with a small square of toilet paper once a day.
01 May 2007, 09:27 PM
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well its not going to look normal is it?
i wouldnt get it all out.
No just most of it in London pubs when your pished!
01 May 2007, 09:27 PM
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i have a fat ****
01 May 2007, 09:28 PM
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miss SG hasnt got any lumps
How do you feel about your body Sara?
01 May 2007, 09:28 PM
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No just most of it in London pubs when your pished!
SIMON!! where did you come from
i was pissed if you remember : thumb:
i wouldnt have done it sober
01 May 2007, 09:28 PM
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From that paranoia you are lining the pockets of these companies and eroding your own self esteem.
there's so much pressure to look good these days its wrong!! I'm not too bad I work out for myself and don't care if someone doesn't like the way I look but if gav ever called me fat he'd loose all his teeth!
01 May 2007, 09:29 PM
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i have a fat ****
You pre-empted the question.
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How do you feel about your body Sara?
let down
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If you are dissatisfied with the size of your male parts, wipe them with a small square of toilet paper once a day.
Stop sniffing the wood glue bubba
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You pre-empted the question.
i did didnt i?
you men are so predictable
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there's so much pressure to look good these days its wrong!! I'm not too bad I work out for myself and don't care if someone doesn't like the way I look but if gav ever called me fat he'd loose all his teeth!
Gav PM'd me yesterday to say you're **** was 'eclipse-icle'
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if gav ever called me fat he'd loose all his teeth!
you'd be better off taking him to Specsavers
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SIMON!! where did you come from
I was pissed if you remember : thumb:
i wouldnt have done it sober
I always lurk and strike at the crutial moment.
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Gav PM'd me yesterday to say you're **** was 'eclipse-icle'
01 May 2007, 09:33 PM
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there's so much pressure to look good these days its wrong!! I'm not too bad I work out for myself and don't care if someone doesn't like the way I look but if gav ever called me fat he'd loose all his teeth!
The pressure comes from within though. You're being manipulated by the mass media to want to look a certain way. It's a cliche when women say 'I'm doing it for me', they are pressurised by extraneous elements to feel inadequate and insecure. Most women just need a change of outfit and some make up, you don't need *** Wan or whatever his name is to tell you that.
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I always lurk and strike at the crutial moment.
i have noticed you inopportune appearances
you must be one hell of a lurker
01 May 2007, 09:35 PM
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i did didnt i?
you men are so predictable
...and women are so mysterious and enigmatic.
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i have noticed you inopportune appearances
you must be one hell of a lurker
hahaha what can I say, years of training in muppets
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The pressure comes from within though. You're being manipulated by the mass media to want to look a certain way. It's a cliche when women say 'I'm doing it for me', they are pressurised by extraneous elements to feel inadequate and insecure. Most women just need a change of outfit and some make up, you don't need *** Wan or whatever his name is to tell you that.
Some really ARE too fat though; be honest.
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hahaha what can I say, years of training in muppets
i taught you well
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Some really ARE too fat though; be honest.
01 May 2007, 09:37 PM
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i taught you well
Only in some subjects
01 May 2007, 09:39 PM
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i hope you have learnt to use a camera properly now
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wasn't the camera, it was the card reader
Do it now and all hell will break loose.
01 May 2007, 09:43 PM
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i hope you have learnt to use a camera properly now
The induction process is in full swing.
01 May 2007, 10:14 PM
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Give me a girl with an 'average' body and a great smile any day over a so-called model
Definetely. The fascination with being ultra thin is bewildering as the majority of men do not find it attractive.
We're just paranoid!
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