What is it with 'certain' women who have cats ??
01 May 2007, 09:01 AM
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What is it with 'certain' women who have cats ??
Just witnessed a conversation between two ladies at my work who were talking about brushing their cat's teeth. The (older lady) 
hand feeds hers, then brushes it's teeth after every meal. She frequently phones checking if the vet has her stock of moggy toothpaste in ???
Fair enough treating them like surrogate children (oops, just spotted a potential common theme here ) but the older of the ladies never ever lets hers out...she stays in the country ffs....
The poor cats must be drooling at the windows simply gagging on a field mouse to chase !!
The younger of the two coleagues was literally traumatised at work yesterday as her Felix or whatever brought in a live mouse to play with before she left for work .... the discussion between the two of them yesterday, you would have thought a murder had been committted in the village. It's a feckin cat, that's what they do.
Just don't get it
hand feeds hers, then brushes it's teeth after every meal. She frequently phones checking if the vet has her stock of moggy toothpaste in ???Fair enough treating them like surrogate children (oops, just spotted a potential common theme here ) but the older of the ladies never ever lets hers out...she stays in the country ffs....
The poor cats must be drooling at the windows simply gagging on a field mouse to chase !!The younger of the two coleagues was literally traumatised at work yesterday as her Felix or whatever brought in a live mouse to play with before she left for work .... the discussion between the two of them yesterday, you would have thought a murder had been committted in the village. It's a feckin cat, that's what they do.
Just don't get it
01 May 2007, 09:05 AM
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Tell you what else i noticed recently, an advert for Cesar small dog food. One of the most lifestlye-orientated contrived adverts i've seen for a long time. Directed firmly and squarely at the single young professional woman with small yappy dog for company.
01 May 2007, 09:29 AM
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People with small dogs normally have deep seated emotional issues and very often are clinically depressed and mentally unstable. You only have to look at the stars on TV and in magazines to see this. It's a cry for help, an attention seeking accessory. These people often starve themselves just for fame as even bad attention is still attention. 
01 May 2007, 09:41 AM
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You sure shes not spreading it on and letting the little fella lick it off
Thanks for that
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01 May 2007, 12:15 PM
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Our old cat is a real personality. He is 23 years old, which is extremly old in the human equivalent.
He has never had his teeth brushed, and just soldiers on living a full life in the fields around here. Doesn't chase birds anymore, just lies in the garden while they walk around him
It is difficult to think of life without him.
Les
He has never had his teeth brushed, and just soldiers on living a full life in the fields around here. Doesn't chase birds anymore, just lies in the garden while they walk around him
It is difficult to think of life without him.
Les
01 May 2007, 12:31 PM
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Our old cat is a real personality. He is 23 years old, which is extremly old in the human equivalent.
He has never had his teeth brushed, and just soldiers on living a full life in the fields around here. Doesn't chase birds anymore, just lies in the garden while they walk around him
It is difficult to think of life without him.
Les
He has never had his teeth brushed, and just soldiers on living a full life in the fields around here. Doesn't chase birds anymore, just lies in the garden while they walk around him
It is difficult to think of life without him.
Les
Thats actually really impressive even for cat
01 May 2007, 12:34 PM
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Our old cat is a real personality. He is 23 years old, which is extremly old in the human equivalent.
He has never had his teeth brushed, and just soldiers on living a full life in the fields around here. Doesn't chase birds anymore, just lies in the garden while they walk around him
It is difficult to think of life without him.
Les
He has never had his teeth brushed, and just soldiers on living a full life in the fields around here. Doesn't chase birds anymore, just lies in the garden while they walk around him
It is difficult to think of life without him.
Les
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01 May 2007, 04:18 PM
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Which is why I've advised my stepson just to make sure he gets one with decent t!ts, because underneath they're all the same
01 May 2007, 05:45 PM
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01 May 2007, 08:56 PM
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1 cat is ok, two acceptable but any more than that and my theory that the oddness of any given woman rises proportionately and by an order of magnitude for each additional feline, the degeneration really goes out of control when the woman is single, when single having more than four cats qualifies you to be known by local children as 'The Cat Woman', eight cats and above gets you a guest appearance on either 'Life of Grime' or 'How clean is your house', you have cat turds on your worktop, wear the same smelly cardigan day in day out, smoke roll ups and spend all your money on Cat food.
My reasearch in this area allows me to predict with 97% accuracy based on a questionairre how many cats a woman owns, the numbers suggest that certain ladies on here own at least 5.
My reasearch in this area allows me to predict with 97% accuracy based on a questionairre how many cats a woman owns, the numbers suggest that certain ladies on here own at least 5.
and if anyone wants one or all of them just drop me a pm 
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number of dead frogs scattered across my lounge, kitchen, bathroom and even bedroom
fur piles on my bed
being woken up at 6am on a saturday
damage to plants and flowers
eating my dinner if i turn my back for a second
trying to sit on the keyboard whilst I type
doing an andrex with the loo roll
01 May 2007, 10:08 PM
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People with small dogs normally have deep seated emotional issues and very often are clinically depressed and mentally unstable. You only have to look at the stars on TV and in magazines to see this. It's a cry for help, an attention seeking accessory. These people often starve themselves just for fame as even bad attention is still attention.
OMG! You have me so right, apart from the starving myself.......... I really like me food!! Buying my 2 miniature Dachshunds must mean I have a underlying desire to be famous!
01 May 2007, 10:12 PM
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cost
number of dead frogs scattered across my lounge, kitchen, bathroom and even bedroom
fur piles on my bed
being woken up at 6am on a saturday
damage to plants and flowers
eating my dinner if i turn my back for a second
trying to sit on the keyboard whilst I type
doing an andrex with the loo roll
number of dead frogs scattered across my lounge, kitchen, bathroom and even bedroom
fur piles on my bed
being woken up at 6am on a saturday
damage to plants and flowers
eating my dinner if i turn my back for a second
trying to sit on the keyboard whilst I type
doing an andrex with the loo roll
Well when you put it like that.......
