Notices
Non Scooby Related Anything Non-Scooby related

If you could ask Tony and Gordon one question?

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 16 April 2007, 06:58 PM
  #1  
Abdabz
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
 
Abdabz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Tellins, Home of Super Leagues finest, and where a "split" is not all it seems.
Posts: 5,504
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default If you could ask Tony and Gordon one question?

Well listening to the Labour PPB on the Beeb today for the English local elections, the actors have been scripted to say "If I could ask Mr Blair/Mr Brown one question, it would be......."
It got me thinking, what would I ask... Any ideas?
Old 16 April 2007, 07:00 PM
  #2  
Lee247
SN Fairy Godmother
 
Lee247's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Far Far Away
Posts: 35,246
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

"If I could ask Mr Blair/Mr Brown one question, it would be......."
is there any chance you two could kill each other please.
Old 16 April 2007, 07:18 PM
  #3  
Richard_P
Scooby Regular
 
Richard_P's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 649
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

I think it would have to be

"you've been in power ten years now and have been wittering on about improving the country for that length of time, however for the average man in the street the situation has degenerated - chav gangs roam the streets, minor crime that causes major effects on peoples lifes like vandalism, harassment, fraud etc seems to have increased and we are paying more and more for the experience that is life on this island. Therefore it would appear that things have actually got worse for joe public, so just what the **** have you been doing?"
Old 16 April 2007, 07:27 PM
  #4  
NotoriousREV
Scooby Regular
 
NotoriousREV's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 11,581
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

"For the love of God, why?"
Old 16 April 2007, 07:33 PM
  #5  
Abdabz
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
 
Abdabz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Tellins, Home of Super Leagues finest, and where a "split" is not all it seems.
Posts: 5,504
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
"For the love of God, why?"
Holy **** Rev That was exactly what I was going to say

Old 16 April 2007, 07:39 PM
  #6  
Prasius
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Prasius's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 2,914
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

"Why are you both such utter *****?"

I realise I could use the chance to ask a thoughtful, considered question - but they'd only not answer it and I am a squaddie after all.
Old 16 April 2007, 08:09 PM
  #8  
rik-1
Scooby Regular
 
rik-1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Langley, Berkshire
Posts: 187
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

What's your biggest blunder?
Old 16 April 2007, 08:16 PM
  #9  
sociophobe
Scooby Regular
 
sociophobe's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 319
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Does it hurt when I ram it home?
Old 16 April 2007, 11:19 PM
  #10  
warrenm2
Scooby Regular
 
warrenm2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Epsom
Posts: 5,832
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Do you actually believe what you say is true despite evidence to the contrary?
Old 16 April 2007, 11:30 PM
  #11  
AudiLover
Scooby Regular
 
AudiLover's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 4,377
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

I would ask why americans are so thick

YouTube - Stupid Americans Compilation
Old 16 April 2007, 11:31 PM
  #12  
Suresh
Scooby Regular
 
Suresh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2000
Posts: 4,622
Received 2 Likes on 1 Post
Default

Originally Posted by AudiLover BANNED
I would ask why americans are so thick

YouTube - Stupid Americans Compilation
Old 16 April 2007, 11:38 PM
  #13  
astraboy
Scooby Regular
 
astraboy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 9,368
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

I would say "have you ever had a GATSO camera rammed up your **** before?"
astraboy.
Old 17 April 2007, 09:18 AM
  #14  
Jerome
Scooby Regular
 
Jerome's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Posts: 4,460
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Once nicely placed in front of my firing squad:

Blindfold or no blindfold?
Old 17 April 2007, 01:38 PM
  #15  
Fantom
Scooby Regular
 
Fantom's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Wickford, Essex - GamerTag - lCE
Posts: 2,570
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

I would ask whether they get angry when they read about the soft justice in the papers all the time, and why they don't try to do something about it.
Old 17 April 2007, 01:51 PM
  #16  
Leslie
Scooby Regular
 
Leslie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 39,877
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Where has all our money gone?

Les
Old 17 April 2007, 02:18 PM
  #17  
New_scooby_04
Moderator
iTrader: (4)
 
New_scooby_04's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: The Terry Crews of moderation. P P P P P P POWER!!
Posts: 18,687
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

"If I could ask Mr Blair/Mr Brown one question, it would be......."

You barstewards, why??

OR

Can we have Mrs Thatcher back now please?

Ns04

Last edited by New_scooby_04; 17 April 2007 at 02:20 PM.
Old 17 April 2007, 03:28 PM
  #18  
Trucker Ted
Scooby Regular
 
Trucker Ted's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Earth
Posts: 912
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

"If I could ask Mr Blair/Mr Brown one question, it would be......."

What do you prefer, Quality street or Roses.?

lets face it, if you ask them anything too serious they would just squirm out of it and hit you with a load of bull ****.

God i hate politicians.
Old 17 April 2007, 06:26 PM
  #19  
rallying1
Scooby Regular
 
rallying1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Northamptonshire
Posts: 531
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

" when are you two fekwits going to stop trying to b*ll**** us with this global warming crap to justify lining your pockets with the motorists hard erned money and tax the fekin aircraft leaving this country every minute dumping a years worth of my scoobys co2 in 10secs?" *******!
Old 17 April 2007, 06:46 PM
  #20  
turboman786
Scooby Regular
 
turboman786's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 2,458
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Are you both satan worshipping members of the skull and bones club like your daddy Bush?
Old 17 April 2007, 06:52 PM
  #21  
F1 CJE UK
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (8)
 
F1 CJE UK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: MK
Posts: 4,931
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by AudiLover
I would ask why americans are so thick

YouTube - Stupid Americans Compilation

best post ever (from you )

thanks
Old 17 April 2007, 07:02 PM
  #22  
Rapid17
Scooby Regular
 
Rapid17's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 525
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Richard_P
I think it would have to be

"you've been in power ten years now and have been wittering on about improving the country for that length of time, however for the average man in the street the situation has degenerated - chav gangs roam the streets, minor crime that causes major effects on peoples lifes like vandalism, harassment, fraud etc seems to have increased and we are paying more and more for the experience that is life on this island. Therefore it would appear that things have actually got worse for joe public, so just what the **** have you been doing?"
I agree with you matey; that's the sort of thing i would ask the pair of w*****s.
Old 17 April 2007, 10:22 PM
  #23  
Skoobie Dhu
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (3)
 
Skoobie Dhu's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Aberdeenshire
Posts: 790
Likes: 0
Received 3 Likes on 2 Posts
Default

Loads of potential PM's and Chancellors on here then - or is it loads of keyboard warriors?

Under Brown the UK has never had such a stable economy - wtf do you think all these imigrants want to come here - UK is a wealthy stable economy.

Will I vote Labour - well maybe, I can remember the Tory boom an bust and time when there were 2 interest rate rises in the same day.

How many folk on here could cope with double digit interest rates?
Old 18 April 2007, 12:06 AM
  #24  
DavidBrown
Scooby Regular
 
DavidBrown's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 1998
Posts: 1,785
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Skoobie Dhu
wtf do you think all these imigrants want to come here - UK is a wealthy stable economy.
No, that's not the reason they come to the UK. There are other wealthy stable economies in the Europe.. They come to the UK because it hands out the most.
Old 18 April 2007, 12:26 AM
  #25  
jods
Scooby Senior
 
jods's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: UK
Posts: 6,645
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Angry

Originally Posted by DavidBrown
No, that's not the reason they come to the UK. There are other wealthy stable economies in the Europe.. They come to the UK because it hands out the most.
Including THE VOTE for a million of them !!
Old 18 April 2007, 12:27 AM
  #26  
jods
Scooby Senior
 
jods's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: UK
Posts: 6,645
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

I'd ask Blair what he thinks he will be remembered for, in the passage of time.

I'd ask Brown if he'd like to step outside.
Old 18 April 2007, 12:31 AM
  #27  
moses
BANNED
Support Scoobynet!
 
moses's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: scotland home of the brave
Posts: 13,927
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by jods
I'd ask Blair what he thinks he will be remembered for, in the passage of time.

I'd ask Brown if he'd like to step outside.
yeah truly blair and his passage of time, he woz george bush;s back passage and brown woz blairs back passage
Old 18 April 2007, 10:52 AM
  #28  
SJ_Skyline
Scooby Senior
 
SJ_Skyline's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Limbo
Posts: 21,922
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Cool

Originally Posted by jods
I'd ask Brown if he'd like to step outside.
FPMSL Top Comment!
Old 18 April 2007, 11:41 AM
  #29  
Leslie
Scooby Regular
 
Leslie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 39,877
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Skoobie Dhu
Loads of potential PM's and Chancellors on here then - or is it loads of keyboard warriors?

Under Brown the UK has never had such a stable economy - wtf do you think all these imigrants want to come here - UK is a wealthy stable economy.

Will I vote Labour - well maybe, I can remember the Tory boom an bust and time when there were 2 interest rate rises in the same day.

How many folk on here could cope with double digit interest rates?
You might well ask Flash why he has just flogged off half our gold reserves at the bottom of the market for gold! 400 tons has just been sold and the country has lost £2 billion on the deal.

Why should it be necessary to do such a thing in spite of advice against it by the banking chiefs? Do you think that because he has overborrowed in the extreme from the IMF and increased the National Debt enormously, that we are running out of credit? and then what do you think will happen to interest rates?

The Conservatives had to cope with a world recession at the time and when they lost power they left the economy in the best state it had been for years.

Les
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
KAS35RSTI
Subaru
27
04 November 2021 07:12 PM
slimwiltaz
General Technical
20
09 October 2015 07:40 PM
IanG1983
Wheels, Tyres & Brakes
2
06 October 2015 03:08 PM
Brzoza
Engine Management and ECU Remapping
1
02 October 2015 05:26 PM
the shreksta
Other Marques
26
01 October 2015 02:30 PM



Quick Reply: If you could ask Tony and Gordon one question?



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 06:40 PM.