where can i get a pretend baby?
31 March 2007, 07:11 PM
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where can i get a pretend baby?
its not as odd as it sounds....
i want one of those dolls that are programmed to act like a real baby. they use them on teenagers who want a baby. there is a computer inside which tells you if the 'baby' has been neglected.
from what i have seen they tend to put young couples off starting a family.
i want to get one for my teenage son and his girlfriend, they have both said they would do it for a week as they think it will be easy
anyone know where i would be able to get one?
i want one of those dolls that are programmed to act like a real baby. they use them on teenagers who want a baby. there is a computer inside which tells you if the 'baby' has been neglected.
from what i have seen they tend to put young couples off starting a family.
i want to get one for my teenage son and his girlfriend, they have both said they would do it for a week as they think it will be easy
anyone know where i would be able to get one?
31 March 2007, 07:16 PM
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Just get them a tamagochi off ebay to start with.
That robo-baby sounds like an expensive piece of kit.
Load of old b0llocks anyway, there ain't no smell on god's green earth like a green nappy, I doubt technology has moved that far yet. Babies are OK, but they don't half stink.
That robo-baby sounds like an expensive piece of kit.
Load of old b0llocks anyway, there ain't no smell on god's green earth like a green nappy, I doubt technology has moved that far yet. Babies are OK, but they don't half stink.
31 March 2007, 07:22 PM
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No need for any robotics.
Simply crap all over them, puke up on them, demand food every hour, and then wake them up on an hourly basis at night.
That'll soon put them off
(Not that I'm bitter - I love every minute of being a Daddy, but I do wish my little one would learn the concept of a lie in!!!)
Simply crap all over them, puke up on them, demand food every hour, and then wake them up on an hourly basis at night.
That'll soon put them off
(Not that I'm bitter - I love every minute of being a Daddy, but I do wish my little one would learn the concept of a lie in!!!)
31 March 2007, 10:36 PM
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its not as odd as it sounds....
i want one of those dolls that are programmed to act like a real baby. they use them on teenagers who want a baby. there is a computer inside which tells you if the 'baby' has been neglected.
from what i have seen they tend to put young couples off starting a family.
i want to get one for my teenage son and his girlfriend, they have both said they would do it for a week as they think it will be easy
anyone know where i would be able to get one?
i want one of those dolls that are programmed to act like a real baby. they use them on teenagers who want a baby. there is a computer inside which tells you if the 'baby' has been neglected.
from what i have seen they tend to put young couples off starting a family.
i want to get one for my teenage son and his girlfriend, they have both said they would do it for a week as they think it will be easy
anyone know where i would be able to get one?
31 March 2007, 10:45 PM
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the elderly one woz superb sarah, brilliant , their woz an old scottish granny living in england lol she woz so funny and rocked and smoked so many packets of ****, danced and eyed up men and drunk loadsa whisky, she woz so funny lol 80 ot 90 i think she woz
tell yer son dont make the mistake of putting his gf up the duff, coz if she decides tae split she is gonna sponge the government and the government will chase yer son up for the money
31 March 2007, 10:49 PM
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one of the best programmes ever made, it should win an award and the goth lad is my hero, whit a proper cool dude, i thought he would have been the worst but he turned oot tae be a real man and also the other ones werent too great but he woz awesome, he should have dumped his b1tch selfish girlfriend
the elderly one woz superb sarah, brilliant , their woz an old scottish granny living in england lol she woz so funny and rocked and smoked so many packets of ****, danced and eyed up men and drunk loadsa whisky, she woz so funny lol 80 ot 90 i think she woz
tell yer son dont make the mistake of putting his gf up the duff, coz if she decides tae split she is gonna sponge the government and the government will chase yer son up for the money
the elderly one woz superb sarah, brilliant , their woz an old scottish granny living in england lol she woz so funny and rocked and smoked so many packets of ****, danced and eyed up men and drunk loadsa whisky, she woz so funny lol 80 ot 90 i think she woz
tell yer son dont make the mistake of putting his gf up the duff, coz if she decides tae split she is gonna sponge the government and the government will chase yer son up for the money
my youngest son would love kids but not yet but i want to put him off. maybe i should become totally useless so he has to look after me
31 March 2007, 10:53 PM
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31 March 2007, 11:14 PM
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We had a little girl 16 months ago and I no longer need an alarm clock, I set my girl to go off at a given time and I wake to the calming tones of 'DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA' shouted at the top of her little lungs generally before the sun has even thought about gracing the eastern skies!!!
I used to sleep like a log now im lucky if i get 4 hours when on the nightshift!
I used to sleep like a log now im lucky if i get 4 hours when on the nightshift!
31 March 2007, 11:26 PM
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Is J still on about a baby, sara
I thought he would of given up on the idea by now, realised he was too young and needed to get out and have some fun
I thought he would of given up on the idea by now, realised he was too young and needed to get out and have some fun
31 March 2007, 11:35 PM
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one of the best programmes ever made, it should win an award and the goth lad is my hero, whit a proper cool dude, i thought he would have been the worst but he turned oot tae be a real man and also the other ones werent too great but he woz awesome, he should have dumped his b1tch selfish girlfriend
the elderly one woz superb sarah, brilliant , their woz an old scottish granny living in england lol she woz so funny and rocked and smoked so many packets of ****, danced and eyed up men and drunk loadsa whisky, she woz so funny lol 80 ot 90 i think she woz
tell yer son dont make the mistake of putting his gf up the duff, coz if she decides tae split she is gonna sponge the government and the government will chase yer son up for the money
the elderly one woz superb sarah, brilliant , their woz an old scottish granny living in england lol she woz so funny and rocked and smoked so many packets of ****, danced and eyed up men and drunk loadsa whisky, she woz so funny lol 80 ot 90 i think she woz
tell yer son dont make the mistake of putting his gf up the duff, coz if she decides tae split she is gonna sponge the government and the government will chase yer son up for the money
Think out of all of them he came across as the one most likely to be able to cope with a child. His misses was a bloody PITA. No wonder he gave her the elbow after.
We had ours much earlier than certainly I would have liked and its not easy educating youngsters on what it really means to have children. Got a long wait till ours needs "the talk" shes only 5.
Bloody awesome once you get on your feet though.
31 March 2007, 11:45 PM
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