Contagious
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Contagious
I know this is an old 'un , but I thought I'd revive it 
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A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".
Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the teacher.
"Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher.
"Anyone else?"
Little Sean from Ireland jumps up and in a broad accent says, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."
Al.
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A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".
Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the teacher.
"Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher.
"Anyone else?"
Little Sean from Ireland jumps up and in a broad accent says, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."
Al.
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