Contagious
15 March 2007, 01:54 AM
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Contagious
I know this is an old 'un , but I thought I'd revive it 
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A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".
Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the teacher.
"Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher.
"Anyone else?"
Little Sean from Ireland jumps up and in a broad accent says, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."
Al.
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A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".
Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the teacher.
"Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher.
"Anyone else?"
Little Sean from Ireland jumps up and in a broad accent says, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."
Al.
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15 March 2007, 09:20 AM
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Little Johnny was mucking around in class and the teacher turned round and said "Stop that Johnny".
He jumped up and replied "which way did it go"?
Little Johnny was mucking around in class and the teacher turned round and said "Stop that Johnny".
He jumped up and replied "which way did it go"?
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