Friday Night Joke.
20 January 2006, 08:05 PM
#1
Friday Night Joke.
English Lesson
>
>A teacher asks her class to use the word ' contagious '.
>
>Roland the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the Measles
>and my Mum said it was contagious."
>"Well done, Roland" says the teacher.
>
>"Can anyone else try?"
>
>Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says
>there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
>"Well done, Katie" says the teacher.
>
>"Anyone else?"
>
>Little Irish Patrick jumps up and says in a broad Irish voice, "Our
>next door neighbor is painting his house with a two-inch brush and my
>Dad says it will take the contagious".
>
>A teacher asks her class to use the word ' contagious '.
>
>Roland the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the Measles
>and my Mum said it was contagious."
>"Well done, Roland" says the teacher.
>
>"Can anyone else try?"
>
>Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says
>there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
>"Well done, Katie" says the teacher.
>
>"Anyone else?"
>
>Little Irish Patrick jumps up and says in a broad Irish voice, "Our
>next door neighbor is painting his house with a two-inch brush and my
>Dad says it will take the contagious".
20 January 2006, 08:17 PM
#3
Number 2 in a series of 2 slightly regional accent based jokes.
Policeman is driving through the center of Newcastle at 2am and spots a local lad naked save for a welly over his privates walking along the middle of the road, the policeman slows down and winds his window down and asks the chap what he is doing, to which the naked Geordie replie's
'What Ayy, Nothin Man, im just fooking a-boot'
Policeman is driving through the center of Newcastle at 2am and spots a local lad naked save for a welly over his privates walking along the middle of the road, the policeman slows down and winds his window down and asks the chap what he is doing, to which the naked Geordie replie's
'What Ayy, Nothin Man, im just fooking a-boot'
20 January 2006, 09:02 PM
#7
SB, after 5000 posts I would imagine you are sick to the **** of it ! That coupled with the fact it entails 3 kids, a Saab and a Sharan, isnt very interesting for the SN massive, despite this I will keep posting until matters (on the car front) improve, best I can expect at the moment is authorisation for a chip for the Saab.
Anyway, I notice that I am 5062 posts behind you, and you are younger than me, and its a Friday night, and you have no kids !
Anyway, I notice that I am 5062 posts behind you, and you are younger than me, and its a Friday night, and you have no kids !
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20 January 2006, 09:13 PM
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"That coupled with the fact it entails 3 kids, a Saab and a Sharan"
Is she good looking?
I'm being subjected to W@nk Brother so I'm playing a quick turbo poker tourney online and wondering when I'll get my hearing back given I put ear drops in 4 hours a go and am stone deaf
Partying would be pointless given I wouldn't be able to hear anything!
Is she good looking?
I'm being subjected to W@nk Brother so I'm playing a quick turbo poker tourney online and wondering when I'll get my hearing back given I put ear drops in 4 hours a go and am stone deaf
Partying would be pointless given I wouldn't be able to hear anything!
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