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09 February 2007, 09:25 AM
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A guy is driving around Dublin and he sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog
is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a beautiful
mellow yellow Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's the story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the Garda
about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
spies for eight years running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting
any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the
airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious
characters and listening in."
"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
the dog.
"Ten Euros," the guy says..
"Ten Euros??? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of those things ."
"Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog
is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a beautiful
mellow yellow Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's the story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the Garda
about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
spies for eight years running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting
any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the
airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious
characters and listening in."
"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
the dog.
"Ten Euros," the guy says..
"Ten Euros??? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of those things ."
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09 February 2007, 04:45 PM
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But a bit similar to the one where the dog walks into the pub and asks "Got any plumbing jobs?"
To which the landlord says "Blimey - you ought to get youself down to the circus"
To which the dog replies "Nah, tried that. They don't want any plumbers"
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