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To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

P.S. Your girlfriend called.

Your loving wife xxx
...

DCI Gene Hunt

It's not all bad.... the silly bitch completely missed the red & white cool box full of beer

davegtt

aye and the moped looks unscathed so he still has transport Very thoughtful of her

pslewis

Used the Ferrari as axle stands

Stephb1986

nice one i would do the same too

34srm

quaility

pslewis

What?

Not be able to drive a car properly??

ricardo_wrx

Good luck in finding a boyfriend with a Ferrari Lol

Stephb1986

nah i can drive but it would give me great pleasure doing that to my cheating husband more than cutting his ***** off lmao

pslewis

Hmmmmmm, men with Ferraris are not normally attracted to Tattooed women!!

The man you would have in tow would be driving a clapped out LADA

mrs bootsy

no i couldnt do that to a car,i love cars to much.
i would just kill my hubby and keep his car,oh then find the biatch he cheated on me with and run the bitch over