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Old 19 January 2007, 02:53 PM
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Sorry to disappoint you lot, but as I have a rather busy day planned for tomorrow, I have to schedule this early.

Enjoy..

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“The next time you find yourself on a plane, sitting next to someone who cannot resist chattering to you endlessly, I urge you to quietly pull your laptop out of your bag, carefully open the screen (ensuring the irritating person next to you can see it),
and hit this link

www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

Old 19 January 2007, 03:02 PM
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Excellent

*Puts on PDA*
Old 19 January 2007, 03:04 PM
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Very effective too - found myself wanting to shut the browser windoe before it hit 0.
Old 19 January 2007, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by KiwiGTI
Very effective too - found myself wanting to shut the browser windoe before it hit 0.
ya big girl
Old 19 January 2007, 03:08 PM
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Quality
Old 19 January 2007, 03:10 PM
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pmsl!
Old 19 January 2007, 03:11 PM
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That is so wrong!!
Old 19 January 2007, 04:43 PM
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am away on a trip soon....

mmm must try that
Old 19 January 2007, 06:27 PM
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But nothing happens?
Old 19 January 2007, 07:26 PM
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And just ask said annoying passenger to look after the laptop while you nip to the loo....
Old 19 January 2007, 07:37 PM
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Good idea, and spark mass panic @ 35,000 ft


This sort of thing is only amusing to people that have never been on a commercial death tube that had some kind of mid air problem. The first time I ever flew an engine caught fire on a plane to malta as a kid, to say the bulk of the passengers followed through is an understatement. I was too young to be bothered, but I wouldn't want to be there now, I'd never fly again
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Chips, I think the concept is funny, rather than causing actual mass panic on an airliner.

Perhaps this is more your thing,



Dont forget to expand the page if you cant read it.
Old 19 January 2007, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
Good idea, and spark mass panic @ 35,000 ft


This sort of thing is only amusing to people that have never been on a commercial death tube that had some kind of mid air problem. The first time I ever flew an engine caught fire on a plane to malta as a kid, to say the bulk of the passengers followed through is an understatement. I was too young to be bothered, but I wouldn't want to be there now, I'd never fly again
chip you big fanny
have been flying since I was about 4 months old, all around the world and had quite a few hairy moments

and you have one flight and pap yourself..

no wonder you drive like a big girls blouse..


JACKO, without having to go onto bablefish, what does that say?
Old 19 January 2007, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
chip you big fanny
have been flying since I was about 4 months old, all around the world and had quite a few hairy moments

and you have one flight and pap yourself..

no wonder you drive like a big girls blouse..


JACKO, without having to go onto bablefish, what does that say?

Windows has detected new device airbus 310 auto configure hardware

Eyesight not what it used to be pops?
Old 19 January 2007, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Windows has detected new device airbus 310 auto configure hardware

Eyesight not what it used to be pops?

watch it sonny

it was in german at first
Old 19 January 2007, 08:27 PM
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Even Davy laughed
Old 19 January 2007, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
Even Davy laughed

result

if i can make grumpy davy laugh then jobs a good'un
Old 19 January 2007, 09:52 PM
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Yes it was in German first, for about 2 minutes, well spotted, I have been drinking !
Old 19 January 2007, 09:55 PM
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Do you think I could get away with it Chris?
Old 19 January 2007, 09:58 PM
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Saved as an offline webpage
Roll on my next trip........





I'm off to Kuwait.
Old 19 January 2007, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
Do you think I could get away with it Chris?
yeah why not....make sure you look shifty at the same time


rob.....I suggest you throw a bit of water on your forehead to give the impression of heavy sweating
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