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Old 18 January 2007, 11:04 PM
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NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!

Bought her a little runaround to be getting on with while I try and get the Micra fixed.

I cannot believe that cars at these prices exsist either!!

Its a little 2002 Suzuki Swift 1.0Litre GLS with 22,000miles on it - one elderly gentleman owner - 10 months MOT and 10 months TAX - £1300 ... yes, £1300!!

What the hell is wrong with the world?? £1300 for a 50 month old car with 22,000miles under its belt?

I can't get over it - Subaru wanted around £1300 for 2 years extended warranty FFS!!

Is this the start of the throw away car???

I bought it in the dark against one of my golden rules but the old fella was getting calls while I was there looking (either he was very clever and had family ringing him and I have been stitched up or I have got myself a cheap little runner) ..................... in the cold light of day it will probably show itself to be a re-sprayed shed
Old 18 January 2007, 11:07 PM
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And here was me thinking you had gone out for the evening leaving mrs pissy alone for once
Old 18 January 2007, 11:10 PM
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You never replied to me, I wish to buy one of you random light generators
Old 18 January 2007, 11:11 PM
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Some people buy their wives a car. Some people buy their 'sucking machine' a camera with which to take knock kneed scantily clad clam pics for unsuspecting community member to 'drool over' (or laugh at, as is more than likely the case )... each to their own I guess
Old 18 January 2007, 11:12 PM
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a cheap little runner is all you deserve...
Old 18 January 2007, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by josie
Some people buy their wives a car. Some people buy their 'sucking machine' a camera with which to take knock kneed scantily clad clam pics for unsuspecting community member to 'drool over' (or laugh at, as is more than likely the case )... each to their own I guess
Nice to know I have a stalker
Old 18 January 2007, 11:15 PM
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It shows you're loved
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It was cheap because the owner didn't fit a cocklink and now the engine has a knock on no. 1 piston.
Old 18 January 2007, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by josie
Some people buy their wives a car. Some people buy their 'sucking machine' a camera with which to take knock kneed scantily clad clam pics for unsuspecting community member to 'drool over' (or laugh at, as is more than likely the case )... each to their own I guess

The only drooling they're likely to do is slack-jawed "deliverance" style.
Old 18 January 2007, 11:17 PM
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and Pete made him take the gold wheels off
Old 18 January 2007, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by cookstar
You never replied to me, I wish to buy one of you random light generators
Old 18 January 2007, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by cookstar
You never replied to me, I wish to buy one of you random light generators
???????????????????????????????????????
Old 18 January 2007, 11:18 PM
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Is it?

I am not stalking you at all. You seem to keep popping your little jug-eared deviant head up wherever I am? I even started a thread the other night to get away from you but still you followed me around. I would have thought you would have better spent your time adding to your delightful 'sucking bint' collection and proudly posting it all here.
Old 18 January 2007, 11:19 PM
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Please take your love affair elsewhere!!
Old 18 January 2007, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by josie
Some people buy their wives a car. Some people buy their 'sucking machine' a camera with which to take knock kneed scantily clad clam pics for unsuspecting community member to 'drool over' (or laugh at, as is more than likely the case )... each to their own I guess
Rearrange this well known anagram .............. kucf ffo
Old 18 January 2007, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
???????????????????????????????????????

On a previous thread you offered to start selling a random light generator, AKA cocklink

I wish to buy one
Old 18 January 2007, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
Rearrange this well known anagram .............. kucf ffo
Old 18 January 2007, 11:22 PM
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I like Josie. I preferred her when she was singing with the Pussycats, mind you.
Old 18 January 2007, 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by josie
Is it?

I am not stalking you at all. You seem to keep popping your little kug eared deviant head up wherever I am? I even started a thread the other night to get away from you but still you followed me around. I would have thought you would have better spent your time adding to your delightful 'sucking bint' collection and proudly posting it all here.
PMSL, you came on here after I posted on this thread, funny how you got me mixed up with someone else with your daft comments and camel toe clam showing

the thread wasnt the other night, it was last week, and you started that to try and have a go at hectic, not to get away, if you wanted to get away you should have gone to lunn poly

why do you still insist on hiding behind an alias?

Ill ask one one of the corrupt mods to reveal your identity
Old 18 January 2007, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Sonic'

Ill ask one one of the corrupt mods to reveal your identity
Plenty of them
Old 18 January 2007, 11:28 PM
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if you treated her right it would have been a mercedes....
Old 18 January 2007, 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Sonic'
PMSL, you came on here after I posted on this thread, funny how you got me mixed up with someone else with your daft comments and camel toe clam showing

the thread wasnt the other night, it was last week, and you started that to try and have a go at hectic, not to get away, if you wanted to get away you should have gone to lunn poly

why do you still insist on hiding behind an alias?

Ill ask one one of the corrupt mods to reveal your identity
The thread was seeking clarification from an empty headed buerk. He still hasn't answered.

I left your thread at your request to have it get back on its seedy track, presumably because you were desperate for more material to pleasure yourself with.

You are denying you came running to waffle with your usual playground comedy routine?

I have said before, no alias. Ask hectic, he has all the answers... apparently
Old 18 January 2007, 11:31 PM
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STOP RUINING MY THREAD!!!!
Old 18 January 2007, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by josie
The thread was seeking clarification from an empty headed buerk. He still hasn't answered.

I left your thread at your request to have it get back on its seedy track, presumably because you were desperate for more material to pleasure yourself with.

You are denying you came running to waffle with your usual playground comedy routine?

I have said before, no alias. Ask hectic, he has all the answers... apparently
here we go again
Old 18 January 2007, 11:34 PM
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PS Accept my apologies, if josie the lame brained **** hadn't started you're thread would have been hunky dory
Old 18 January 2007, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by AudiLover
if you treated her right it would have been a mercedes....
He cant afford Mercedes, it has to be Ting Tong ..

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Old 19 January 2007, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
STOP RUINING MY THREAD!!!!
Old 19 January 2007, 12:10 AM
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the 'ole boy' LIVES for the t'internet...
Old 19 January 2007, 12:17 AM
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You stamping your little foot Pete cos no ones listening to you? ha ha
Old 19 January 2007, 07:38 AM
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You said if I swallowed you would get me a nice little run around.

What the **** is this piece of **** you tight bastid

Ting Tong no happy, no back door action for you for one week.

p.s. I've hidden your viagra so no ***** for you either.


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