The better half informed me last night we have a crisis on our hands on friday, as she had got my attention i asked what this 'Crisis' was. She then went on to tell me the TV programmes, Just the Two of US, Celeb Big Bro and Soapstar Superstar are all on at the same time.

Well personally i thought this was a god send as i wouldn't have to endure them all, she then came up with her plan, she's going to Sky+ two of them and watch the 3rd in the kitchen on the multi-room, meaning i've got no escape

 

PUB

 

Watch something previously recorded on the + box?

John.

 

If you record two channels on Sky+ you've got to watch one of them. and heaven forbid me watching something from the HD ***** the recording the earache would be unbearable.

 

Take off and nuke the house from orbit. It's the only way to be sure......


Geezer

 

Pub seems your best bet

 

Pub + take the viewing cards with you

 

set fire to the TV - she watches some drivel

 

You should have smacked her straight in the face, blacked both her eyes and then bitchslapped her all the way back to the kitchen just for looking at the TV guide.

Time she knew her limits

TV is for chaps or it is off whilst you are down the pub, she should keep busy cooking cleaning and performing dirty sex.

 

Behead her - it's the only way to be sure

 

I thought ''the only way to be sure'' was the take off and nuke her from space

 

True, but I was trying to be practical

 

Wrong!

You can record 2 channels AND still watch a pre recorded programme.

We do that often due to wifey ALWAYS recording sheite

 

We'd best set this day as our first 'night out' - I'll contact Swiss