LG John

On the topic of dogs; the Dog Trust advert has just been on. Apparently if you give £x per month your "Four-legged friend will write!". Who the f*ck falls for this ****. What, the dog you've chosen to sponsor has spontaneously evolved into a higher form of life, developed opposable thumbs and mastered writing!! What a croc! Why can't they just say, 'look, these dogs are getting treated pretty pish fire us some money and we can provide for them rather than put them down!'

Alas

Yeh its rubbish. Joey the budgie(that I sponsor) wrote to me from the budgie trust and said it was a con. If he said so it must be true

Chip Sengravy

My missus bought her boss a "goat for a family in malawi" for Xmas. They get cheese, milk, stuff like that.....

I'll give about 15 seconds from delivery before its got a stick up it's jaxi and it's doing a twirl over an open fire.