Revenge is sweet?
29 November 2001, 08:35 PM
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Hi guys, Question for ya!
What has been the worst thing you have ever done to any one that has cheated on you, dumped you or fired you??? Any good revenge stories out there???? (Illegal ones may have to be omitted!)
Did you get found out and was it worth it?
Look forward to hearing some good stories!!
Clare xxx
What has been the worst thing you have ever done to any one that has cheated on you, dumped you or fired you??? Any good revenge stories out there???? (Illegal ones may have to be omitted!)
Did you get found out and was it worth it?
Look forward to hearing some good stories!!
Clare xxx
29 November 2001, 08:59 PM
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Get hold of some "Essence Of Squid" from a fishing tackle shop.
Dump it through their letter box or intake grill on car.
I HAVE NEVER SMELT ANYTHING AS BAD AS THIS STUFF !!!
Dump it through their letter box or intake grill on car.
I HAVE NEVER SMELT ANYTHING AS BAD AS THIS STUFF !!!
29 November 2001, 09:03 PM
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This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and took the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. Taped to the bottom of everyone's chair (even the chairs of the wedding party) was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open their envelopes.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. (He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.) After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said ''F--- you !'' he then turned to the bride and said ''F--- you !'' and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said..... ''Thanks, I'm out of here.''
He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge: 1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception. 2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. 3) And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.... Ya gotta love this guy.
Pete
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. (He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.) After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said ''F--- you !'' he then turned to the bride and said ''F--- you !'' and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said..... ''Thanks, I'm out of here.''
He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge: 1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception. 2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. 3) And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.... Ya gotta love this guy.
Pete
29 November 2001, 09:16 PM
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I definatley didnt get 2 mates who definately dont work for a gas company to definately not dig a 2 ft deep trench around my ex fiancees car and definately not leave it for 3 days
29 November 2001, 09:28 PM
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They are great guys, keep em coming! The trench is a great idea, have you got the guys who don't work for the gas company's numbers???
More please!!!
More please!!!
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29 November 2001, 11:01 PM
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1. Break an egg into the air vents above the bonnet - stinks out the car for ages and nigh on impossible to clean up.
2. Sprinkle sand onto the wiper blades, next time it rains = one new windscreen.
Do a search, there were some pretty good revenge threads from "Astraboy" a few months ago.
2. Sprinkle sand onto the wiper blades, next time it rains = one new windscreen.
Do a search, there were some pretty good revenge threads from "Astraboy" a few months ago.
30 November 2001, 12:50 AM
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Wrap a length of wire around one of his spark plugs, pull the wire under his car to the back, wrap the other end of wire around another spark plug place in fuel filler about a foot down. Do not stand by car when he starts it up.
30 November 2001, 07:46 AM
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OK, I'm not trying to get ideas 
, Just wanting wanting to know if anyone has taken revenge when things have gone wrong.
I need a laugh, so keep em coming!
Clare
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, Just wanting wanting to know if anyone has taken revenge when things have gone wrong.I need a laugh, so keep em coming!
Clare
xx
30 November 2001, 07:53 AM
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Allegedly ...
Acouple of prostitutes, fed up with being used and abused by punters had some kind of "device" inserted into the female love passage. This had a very sharp edge, rather like a razor.
When the punters were ... punting ... they would laugh and tell them to go harder.
Acouple of prostitutes, fed up with being used and abused by punters had some kind of "device" inserted into the female love passage. This had a very sharp edge, rather like a razor.
When the punters were ... punting ... they would laugh and tell them to go harder.
30 November 2001, 01:35 PM
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Oh my god, I was laughing until I got to the above two posts, now I feel sick at the thought, ouch ! 
My contribution, take ends off curtain rails/poles, insert prawns, re-attach ends to rails, wait approx 1 week and never breathe again
My contribution, take ends off curtain rails/poles, insert prawns, re-attach ends to rails, wait approx 1 week and never breathe again
30 November 2001, 01:54 PM
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Right. I've dont most of these before, but I cant be arsed to do the search. I'm thinking of the post count!!!
Junk mail. Sign him/her up for everything you can find. I do mean everything. catalogues, experimental pile surgery, military service. when he/she has to employ a buldozer to get to their front door in the morning, then you can stop.
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Junk mail. Sign him/her up for everything you can find. I do mean everything. catalogues, experimental pile surgery, military service. when he/she has to employ a buldozer to get to their front door in the morning, then you can stop.
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30 November 2001, 01:57 PM
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Subscriptions to any devient pornographic publications are a good one. especially if you give the address as their office address.
"Hi, this is the post room, we've got your copy of "Chunky Asses" down here. Do you want to collect it or shall we put it in the internal mail?"
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"Hi, this is the post room, we've got your copy of "Chunky Asses" down here. Do you want to collect it or shall we put it in the internal mail?"
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30 November 2001, 02:00 PM
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Phone them up and say
" Hi, this is the phone company, there is a fault with your line, please do not answer any calls as the person on the other end will receive an electric shock. Thank you." Then slam the phone down
wait a few minutes then call them back. As they answer scream "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" down the phone and then hang up.
astraboy.
" Hi, this is the phone company, there is a fault with your line, please do not answer any calls as the person on the other end will receive an electric shock. Thank you." Then slam the phone down
wait a few minutes then call them back. As they answer scream "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" down the phone and then hang up.
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30 November 2001, 02:06 PM
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get all your mates to phone her up one after the other and ask if they can speak to a John Smith. Do it at least 20 times so they get really irate. Then phone them up and say "Hi, this is john smith, are there any messages for me?"
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30 November 2001, 02:09 PM
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If you can get access to their office, go in late one night, remove the entire contents of their office and then set it up exactly as it was in the smoking room. or the main reception. or the basement. or the carpark.
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30 November 2001, 02:11 PM
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Bit of preperation needed for this one:
First you need: iodine cristals and some amonium hydroxide. Mix the two
together and a brown sludge will form. Drain off the excess liquid and
let the sludge dry. The result? Snap powder, a pressure sensitive
explosive. Just sprinkle this on the floor of their office or tip it through their letter box. then wait for the noise. and try not to laugh.
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First you need: iodine cristals and some amonium hydroxide. Mix the two
together and a brown sludge will form. Drain off the excess liquid and
let the sludge dry. The result? Snap powder, a pressure sensitive
explosive. Just sprinkle this on the floor of their office or tip it through their letter box. then wait for the noise. and try not to laugh.
astraboy.
30 November 2001, 02:15 PM
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Sprinkle grass seed on their lawn. Not that funny in its own right, but if you spell out "TOSSER" or "BITCH" in 8 foot capital letters with it its a lot more amusing. Then when they try to hose it away, it will take and start growing. From then on it will be permanatly on the lawn, BITCH in 8 feet of greener, thicker grass than the rest of the lawn.
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30 November 2001, 02:20 PM
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Go to a pet shop and buy a nice looking collar and leash. then drive round till you find some suitable roadkill. attach the collar and leash to said roadkill and then scoop the whole lot into a carrier bag. go to their house and attach the lead to the back tow bar and throw the roadkill under the car so they dont see it. the sight of them driving down the road with a dead animal trailing behind them might raise a few eyebrows.
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30 November 2001, 02:27 PM
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Collect every newspaper you can for about 3 months. then stay late one night in the office and fill their office from floor to ceiling with crumpled up newspaper. Its best if you have access to the window above theirs as you can make a wee chute to go from window to window so they cant even open the door when they get in.
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LOL
I did one similiar to astraboy's post up there ^
A nasty split with an ex left me vvv angry... I got some seriously strong weedkiller and spelt out the word '*****' on her front lawn....
She ended up having the lawn re-turfed cos the weed killer was so strong!
Oh well.....
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I did one similiar to astraboy's post up there ^
A nasty split with an ex left me vvv angry... I got some seriously strong weedkiller and spelt out the word '*****' on her front lawn....
She ended up having the lawn re-turfed cos the weed killer was so strong!
Oh well.....
P