yungjamie

Missus said 'can I have my present early, I can't wait till xmas day' Corse you can I said 'shut your eyes' When her eyes were shut I said 'what do you see' She said ' Fcku all' Good I said because thats what I've bought ya and ran like the clappers, don't know whether to keep running!

pslewis

My missus needed her new Iron and Ironing Board to Iron my clothes for me - so, I let her have her present early I am really kind like that!!

Tidgy

yeah mate run a mile pmsl