Some friday funnies
22 December 2006, 08:43 AM
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Some friday funnies
Last day at work before chrimbo break & all that so some funnies (yeah yerah yeah, sial boring blah blah blah)
Couple of nicely named people:
Peter File
Jenny Tailor
An ugly biker, Lucky Jim, walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house.
We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno...Never found the head."
Couple of nicely named people:
Peter File
Jenny Tailor
An ugly biker, Lucky Jim, walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house.
We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno...Never found the head."
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22 December 2006, 05:42 PM
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A man lost his genitals in a horrific car crash. After a long stay in hospital waiting for a donor nothing was found, so the doctors sewed him on a turkey's neck, and sent him home to recover.
When he came back to the hospital a few weeks later, the doctor asked him how he was getting on with his new tackle.
Fine says the man....no problems at all.
and have you *cough* used it 'properly'? says the doctor...
Yes, says the man...
and how was it?, asks the doctor?
BOOTIFULL, REALLY BOOTIFULL, replied the man.
When he came back to the hospital a few weeks later, the doctor asked him how he was getting on with his new tackle.
Fine says the man....no problems at all.
and have you *cough* used it 'properly'? says the doctor...
Yes, says the man...
and how was it?, asks the doctor?
BOOTIFULL, REALLY BOOTIFULL, replied the man.
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23 December 2006, 01:59 AM
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i tell it like this
An ugly biker, Lucky Jim, walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house.
We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. did you get a blow job?"
"Dunno...Never found the head."
An ugly biker, Lucky Jim, walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house.
We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. did you get a blow job?"
"Dunno...Never found the head."
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