speye91

A little bit of mist and the country grinds to a halt.

What next?A few flakes of snow in the south,and the country will break down.

I blame new Labour.

Or An al Quida(sp) Weather machine.

J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

Feeel sorry for those having their hols cocked up, but not as sorry as I feel for myself being at home with no trip to New York or Skiing, only joking, its great fun .....

There wont be any snow worth having, but you are right, half an inch and thats it.

milo9783

every year we go through the same thing...its sometimes embarrassing to say im british when we shutdown due to weather and its not even a tornado, hurrican or tidal wave.
its like its the football world cup again...oh the shame lol

Baby Scuff

I'm dreaming of a white chritsmas......


Snow Snow Snow Snow Snow Snow

I have fog light on my car, I can deal with that ok, my car is also rear wheel drive meaning snow will be fun
























I like snow

Jaydee5

Errrmmm............ Nope

speedymonkey

Bloody hope it does snow soon, im dying to do a few cheeky drifts in the massive car park at work (yes it is private land, and is shut down till January, and i know all the security lads), every morning i spring out of bed and look out the window and then have a face like a slapped crab for half an hour as its not even icy , come on jack frost where you hiding

Bubba po

There's no rime or reason to it.

unclebuck

If we all paid a little more in green taxes all this fog would go away.

Bubba po

How much tax would I need to pay to make YOU go away.

Baby Scuff

Its the Brussel Sprouts, made my toilet foggy I think its spreading

unclebuck

That depends on who you make the cheque out to....

If you want a figure, please feel free to mail me.

Shark Man

I think it would be cheaper to employ Dai to do away with him

Bubba po

I see. Even the idealists are corrupt in this God-forsaken society.











Never mind, gatty might get run over by an effnic in one of my stolen motors tomorrow.

unclebuck

<quote Terry from Fawlty Towers> Ah, no Mr Fawlty, that's the free market... </quote>

ethanrob

iTrader: (3)

im sorry but!

Whenever winter comes aroundwhy is it everyone who lives below say,nottingham starts running around,screaming,flapping there arms"were all going to diiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" sort of state

Up north,we just get on with it,Just take last years "heavy snow and ice" farse in cornwall,kids stranded at school,people sleeping in there cars on the A30!

please,give me strength


This morning i left for work at 3am,took my usual route down some very steep country lanes,all covered in untreated frost and ice.

Did i panic,run around the garden naked screaming holding five loafs of bread above my head a-la panic buying ?

no,i just drove,with caution as i usually do

FFS get a live down there you utter muppets

KiwiGTI

Someone that starts work at 3am telling others to get a life????

ethanrob

iTrader: (3)

and finish at 11am

Simon C

Actually Ethanrob, not everyone down here runs around screaming.

I for 1, actually look forward tot he snow and laugh at everyone else panicing!!

I enjoy drving in the white stuff



Ok I'm a shropshire lad, and took my test in the snow which might explain it, but still, bring on the white stuff, I want a fun filled drive into work

Julz1983

nowt wrong with starting work at 3am if its shift work, my hubby does it

KiwiGTI

I worked shift before and that is about the worst hours I can think of. My favourite shift time was from 2pm until 10pm

Julz1983

Yeah my hubby does rotating throughout the week so 7am-3pm, 3pm-11pm and 11pm -7am, the night shift is the worst he hates it.

Leslie

spey91,

Have you actually tried to land an airliner in the fog? Only the major airports have got autoland provisions on their runways so that is why the domestic flights have been cancelled. Worth thinking about that before you start carping on about the problems.

Les

speye91

Yes i have,but i was not driving the ******.

i used to be able to land my German bomber in the fog...Now what was that SNES game called.That was WW1 without this fancy cruse control for hairyplanes.

Are you Deadrie Rashids Ex partner by any chance.

BTW,there is fog in Newcastle tonight,has NCLE INT,ground to a hault..............................NO.