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I was listening to Radio 1 t'other day and was reminded it was the time of Secret Santa. So what is your most bizarre, ridiculous, funny Secret Santa you have received.

A few years ago I was in a team that had a very dull contractor who we thought needed something completely different. So we got him a Happy Meal and wrapped it up!!

The best bit was that he took it with him as we toured the nightspots of Edinburgh until we got to a nightclub whereupon the bouncer said, "Get rid of the burger sonny!".

He replied,"But it is was a present!!"

So the bouncer thumped him for taking the ****!!

Rannoch

Abdabz

This year I was given a pink nodding dog in our works secret santa... My skinhead and black impreza would suggest the buyer of said dog has an "excellent" sense of humour!
It's soooo girly even the girlfriend doesnt want it
It's in my kitchen waiting to be adopted...

Enigma

We did this last week at work and one of the girls who is a bit "stuck up" got a belly dancing kit. Her face was a picture

_Meridian_

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Photo? I might want it...


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paul-s

I got a bottle of JD but thats because i put the word out there that thats what I wanted

wrx-kenny

last year i went to poundshop and got ten random things like play doh, screws, spirit level, plastic sword etc etc for the person i drew out

scooby_matt

I got bought one of those crappy light-up exhaust tip things .
Thinking it was a joke, I stopped laughing after 10 minutes, wiped the tears from my eyes to see the lass who'd bought it storming out of the office .

rallying1

We had a bloke in our workshop whos breath stank like he had eaten a ferret so I got him an electric toothbrush and some Clorets

Also I had a mate who was an ugly b*stard and someone in his office got him a balaclava

One of the best ever though was we had a teacher at school who was a right fekin Hitler and he only had one leg, someone lefta box on his desk wrapped up wwith chrimbo paper, when he came in his eyes widened and he said "oh goodie i love pressies" he opened it to find it contained 1 sandel

alistair

Bloke in our office had colonic irrigation & made the mistake of confiding in my assistant.... who confided in me and most of the rest o the department.

I didn't even draw him for secret santa, but I bought him a present anyway A nice funnel, piece of piping, a bottle of Evian & a loo roll, all nicely wrapped in a box

'kin hillarious when he opened it - he went bright red, those in the know p!ssed themselves and those that didn't know soon did

orbix

My missus in her first job about 10 years ago was ******** the boss. They didn't think anyone knew until they had a secret santa at work and someone got my missus a book entitled "Sleep your way on the top" or something along those llines.

Apparently in his works van he used to keep a large roll of bubble wrap for there moments together in the van Class