Things Men Shouldn't Say After Sex
06 December 2006, 09:49 PM
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Things Men Shouldn't Say After Sex
Things Men Shouldn't Say After Sex
1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."
2) "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"
3) "How come it's so BIG in there?"
4) "You've done this with a lotta guys before---right?"
5) "Next time I come over, don't bother with the
underwear,...OK?"
6) (Sniff, sniff) "Is that CAT food?"
7) (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!"
8) "You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!"
9) "My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better."
10) "Do you know what a 'douche' is?"
11) "Maybe if you did some pushups, your ***** would grow."
12) "I want you to try some of MY deodorant."
13) "I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?"
14) "Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!"
15) "I never saw a girl with hairy **** before!"
16) "I've been getting these little blisters lately...."
17) "You wanna do those dishes before you leave?"
18) "You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED in there!"
1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."
2) "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"
3) "How come it's so BIG in there?"
4) "You've done this with a lotta guys before---right?"
5) "Next time I come over, don't bother with the
underwear,...OK?"
6) (Sniff, sniff) "Is that CAT food?"
7) (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!"
8) "You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!"
9) "My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better."
10) "Do you know what a 'douche' is?"
11) "Maybe if you did some pushups, your ***** would grow."
12) "I want you to try some of MY deodorant."
13) "I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?"
14) "Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!"
15) "I never saw a girl with hairy **** before!"
16) "I've been getting these little blisters lately...."
17) "You wanna do those dishes before you leave?"
18) "You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED in there!"
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06 December 2006, 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by LUCKO
hardship 
you still get half the house when its all over 
you still get half the house when its all over 
06 December 2006, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
I got the full house, the flat, the land & the cars ....... Once bitten, twice shy
07 December 2006, 12:41 AM
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never say
thank you
is it supposed to smell that bad?,
i have this irritating itch down there.. do you have the same?
oops sorry offside.
GOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLL
thank you
is it supposed to smell that bad?,
i have this irritating itch down there.. do you have the same?
oops sorry offside.
GOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLL
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