bob r

iTrader: (46)

Have you noticed this new driving technique being performed every day on every road?

1 Flick on indicator with one swift movement prior to any observations.

2 With a sharp turn of the steering wheel with a simultaneous glance over a shoulder, then..........

3 Steer the vehicle into an adjoining lane and sticking up fingers to the car you narrowly collided with.

All this expertly done with precision in 2-3 seconds.


What happened to.... mirrors, signal, manouver?

New_scooby_04

iTrader: (4)

No, but this year I did discover the real fireworks code!! Read on:

Step one: Remove Super Delux Atom Blaster Rocket from packet
Step two: Place it in the ground, light the blue touch paper with a wick and retreat to at least 20 metres
Step three: Realise your garden is, in point of fact, only about 5 metres long!
Step Four: Use other half, or least preferred child to shield yourself from imminent blast!
Step five: Watch Super Delux Atom Blaster Rocket go Pssssst.
Step six: Think, "shall I obey the fireworks code?"
Step seven: Think, "nah, that ****** cost me 20 quid"
Step eight: get other half to go and give the thing a nudge
Step nine: climb on firework, douse it in petrol, light match and scream "Who's going to present Jim'll fix it nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww ww!"

Ns04