Lets get one thing clear!
30 November 2006, 09:16 PM
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Lets get one thing clear!
I am NOT DCI Gene Hunt, Coffin Dodger, uncle buck, Lord Shrek (my young apprentice), Return of the Russian Gimp or uncle Peter Lewis.
I am DJ Vinyl Ritchie......... SN's one and only true DJ and Jedi Master
Where is Mr Taylor - I'm waiting for him to source me a 12x12 Sarcophagus, step up to the challenge James
DJ Vinyl Ritchie.......... any cage fighting, schizophrenic, underground fight club, Chuck Liddell wannabes, any inbred robocop bikers karate chopping car bumpers off, getting high off the fumes of your 3 year old w*nk rag, need not apply
Glad we got the formalities outta the way.
Roight then who wants a foight
I am DJ Vinyl Ritchie......... SN's one and only true DJ and Jedi Master
Where is Mr Taylor - I'm waiting for him to source me a 12x12 Sarcophagus, step up to the challenge James
DJ Vinyl Ritchie.......... any cage fighting, schizophrenic, underground fight club, Chuck Liddell wannabes, any inbred robocop bikers karate chopping car bumpers off, getting high off the fumes of your 3 year old w*nk rag, need not apply
Glad we got the formalities outta the way.
Roight then who wants a foight
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30 November 2006, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I am NOT DCI Gene Hunt, Coffin Dodger, uncle buck, Lord Shrek (my young apprentice), Return of the Russian Gimp or Vynil bloke above!
those boys dont follow the IN crowd
Lord Shrek.......would i sniff Cherie Blairs undies......well probably
30 November 2006, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Pastry
who is Uncle Buck?
Lord Shrek.....because UB hasnt been posting for ages that by implication must mean that im uncle buck
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30 November 2006, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Pastry
who is Uncle Buck?
Uncle buck only comes out to play on day release.
DJ Vinyl Ritchie........ I once sniffed Anne Widdecombes, worn for a week undies, soiled full of....... f00k knows what it was soiled in, to be honest
30 November 2006, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
DJ is into bodybuilding..................
Your powers of deduction are astonishing, it isn't ironic you have the name you do. You too have the potential to become as I........one day!
DJ Vinyl Ritchie............fancy a larf????? two words, Midget S*x
30 November 2006, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by DJ Vinyl Ritchie
I am DJ Vinyl Ritchie......... i always put some crap at the bottom of every post that i make because i think that i am great, in reality im not a Jedi infact ive never even seen Star Wars
p.s i really like George Michael, i wish i could go to one of his concerts
30 November 2006, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by LUCKOoooooooOhhhhhhhOooooooooohhhhhhhGeorge
Come on now sonny, I'm not the one trying to flog a couple of turd burgling, clapham common, sausage jockeying, Ron Davies tickets, am I?
DJ Vinyl Ritchie................ Your in denial, just live with it
30 November 2006, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by DJ Vinyl Ritchie (i'll come out the closet if you will)
Come on now sonny, I'm not the one trying to flog a couple of turd burgling, clapham common, sausage jockeying, Ron Davies tickets, am I?
DJ Vinyl Ritchie................ Your in denial, just live with it
DJ Vinyl Ritchie................ Your in denial, just live with it
30 November 2006, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by LUCKO
look, ive told you more than once you cant have them tickets
Your flirting with me again, aren't you? Up hill gardening your pastime sonny?
DJ Vinyl Ritchie........ I studied Scandinavian folklore at university
p.s All the thick ***** will not understand the above comment
30 November 2006, 10:26 PM
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Your flirting with me again, aren't you?
DJ Vinyl Ritchie........ I studied Scandinavian folklore at university
p.s All the thick ***** will not understand the above comment
DJ Vinyl Ritchie........ I studied Scandinavian folklore at university
p.s All the thick ***** will not understand the above comment
Hey DJ was Ronnie robbed? Jay's good but not that good.
P.s not all will understand the above question.
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Originally Posted by DJ Vinyl Ritchie
Your flirting with me again, aren't you? Up hill gardening your pastime sonny?
DJ Vinyl Ritchie........ I studied mens groins when i lived in San Francisco
DJ Vinyl Ritchie........ I studied mens groins when i lived in San Francisco
suggest gay friend finder or summat?
30 November 2006, 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
Hey DJ was Ronnie robbed? Jay's good but not that good.
P.s not all will understand the above question.
P.s not all will understand the above question.
DJ Vinyl Ritchie...... Ronnie is a wuss. He's had his time and won many jedi awards, it's time to bow out and take defeat graciously. Jay shows true character, came 2nd many a time, a true warrior in the making
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Originally Posted by DJ Vinyl Ritchie
I am NOT DCI Gene Hunt, Coffin Dodger, uncle buck, Lord Shrek (my young apprentice), Return of the Russian Gimp or uncle Peter Lewis.
01 December 2006, 01:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Superstar DJ
so EXPENIS then? Thats the only supertroll you missed
Your just another wannabe sonny, and a poor imitation too. Many like you will come and go.
DJ Vinyl Ritchie.......... If you lack the calibre of class I have, shut the f00k up
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01 December 2006, 09:37 AM
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^^^^^^^ I don't think so sonny.
Uncle Pete isn't a boring f00ker who drinks Horlicks and plays Uno....
Oh no, Uncle Pete drinks the milk from Keri Katonas breasts, and plays twister so he can hang out the back of a freshly waxed 18 year old virgin
DJ Vinyl Ritchie............ I'm Sparticus
Uncle Pete isn't a boring f00ker who drinks Horlicks and plays Uno....
Oh no, Uncle Pete drinks the milk from Keri Katonas breasts, and plays twister so he can hang out the back of a freshly waxed 18 year old virgin
DJ Vinyl Ritchie............ I'm Sparticus
01 December 2006, 09:38 AM
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What's all this with Vinyl Richie and Lord Shrek ending all thier posts with this <insert name> ..... <unfunny comment>..... <thumbs up smiley> syntax?
Wouldn't it just save time to end every post with "i'm a tosser"?
Wouldn't it just save time to end every post with "i'm a tosser"?
01 December 2006, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
Wouldn't it just save time to end every post with "i'm a tosser"?
01 December 2006, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
What's all this with Vinyl Richie and Lord Shrek ending all thier posts with this <insert name> ..... <unfunny comment>..... <thumbs up smiley> syntax?
DJ Vinyl Ritchie........ Peter Brant was conceived on a Linoleum floor