Lets get one thing clear!
 

I am NOT DCI Gene Hunt, Coffin Dodger, uncle buck, Lord Shrek (my young apprentice), Return of the Russian Gimp or uncle Peter Lewis.


I am DJ Vinyl Ritchie......... SN's one and only true DJ and Jedi Master :thumb:


Where is Mr Taylor - I'm waiting for him to source me a 12x12 Sarcophagus, step up to the challenge James :thumb:


DJ Vinyl Ritchie.......... any cage fighting, schizophrenic, underground fight club, Chuck Liddell wannabes, any inbred robocop bikers karate chopping car bumpers off, getting high off the fumes of your 3 year old w*nk rag, need not apply :thumb:


Glad we got the formalities outta the way.


Roight then who wants a foight :thumb:

I am NOT DCI Gene Hunt, Coffin Dodger, uncle buck, Lord Shrek (my young apprentice), Return of the Russian Gimp or Vynil bloke above!

agreed

those boys dont follow the IN crowd

Lord Shrek.......would i sniff Cherie Blairs undies......well probably :thumb:

And pslewis DOES follow the IN crowd?? :rolleyes:

I've heard it all now, UncleBuck :rolleyes:

I have always conformed, haven't I?? You raving fooking idiot! :rolleyes:

DJ is into bodybuilding..................

who is Uncle Buck?

a man who speaks sense a lot of the time if the race card isnt thrown at him too much

Lord Shrek.....because UB hasnt been posting for ages that by implication must mean that im uncle buck :thumb:

Uncle buck only comes out to play on day release.


DJ Vinyl Ritchie........ I once sniffed Anne Widdecombes, worn for a week undies, soiled full of....... f00k knows what it was soiled in, to be honest :thumb:

http://www.briansbelly.com/halloffam..._unclebuck.jpg

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:lol1:

LOL - I get it now :lol1:

I too am Uncle Buck :D

Your powers of deduction are astonishing, it isn't ironic you have the name you do. You too have the potential to become as I........one day!



DJ Vinyl Ritchie............fancy a larf????? two words, Midget S*x :thumb:

:D

Come on now sonny, I'm not the one trying to flog a couple of turd burgling, clapham common, sausage jockeying, Ron Davies tickets, am I?


DJ Vinyl Ritchie................ Your in denial, just live with it :thumb:

look, ive told you more than once you cant have them tickets :p

Your flirting with me again, aren't you? Up hill gardening your pastime sonny?


DJ Vinyl Ritchie........ I studied Scandinavian folklore at university :thumb:


p.s All the thick sh1ts will not understand the above comment :thumb:

Hey DJ was Ronnie robbed? Jay's good but not that good.

P.s not all will understand the above question.:thumb:

not me 'sonny' :nono:

suggest gay friend finder or summat?

The force is strong with this one.....


DJ Vinyl Ritchie...... Ronnie is a wuss. He's had his time and won many jedi awards, it's time to bow out and take defeat graciously. Jay shows true character, came 2nd many a time, a true warrior in the making :thumb:

I am thinking of getting a new alter ego, the J4cko's mate thing isn't working is it ?

so EXPENIS then? Thats the only supertroll you missed :lol1:

Your just another wannabe sonny, and a poor imitation too. Many like you will come and go.


DJ Vinyl Ritchie.......... If you lack the calibre of class I have, shut the f00k up :thumb:

Im Pete :D

^^^^^^^ I don't think so sonny.


Uncle Pete isn't a boring f00ker who drinks Horlicks and plays Uno....

Oh no, Uncle Pete drinks the milk from Keri Katonas breasts, and plays twister so he can hang out the back of a freshly waxed 18 year old virgin :thumb:



DJ Vinyl Ritchie............ I'm Sparticus :thumb:

What's all this with Vinyl Richie and Lord Shrek ending all thier posts with this <insert name> ..... <unfunny comment>..... <thumbs up smiley> syntax?

Wouldn't it just save time to end every post with "i'm a tosser"? ;)

How do you know Pete doesnt play Uno and drink Horlicks? Its exciting times you know ;)

You start the trend and we'll all follow in suit ;) :D

I am not UncleBuck, and neither is my Wife.

Only Jedi masters can post like this :thumb:


DJ Vinyl Ritchie........ Peter Brant was conceived on a Linoleum floor :thumb: