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Old 16 November 2006, 10:07 AM
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Default James May now injured in an accident.

Telegraph | Motoring | As seen on TV: Top Gear man suffers 'very serious' injury
Old 16 November 2006, 10:13 AM
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I'm afraid he was the victim of his own incompetence.
James May is a grown man. If he gets in to a supermarket trolley that Jeremy Clarkson is going to push across the arena with a 480bhp car, then he needs his head X-rayed, not his wrist
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Old 16 November 2006, 10:16 AM
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However, in what the show's script described as a "humorous twist", and supposedly unbeknown to May, the G-Wiz was replaced at the last moment with a 480bhp Ford Shelby Mustang. Members of the audience, many of whom filmed the tragedy on mobile phone cameras, have reported that the trolley reached a speed of "almost 20mph" before it struck the skittles and toppled sideways in a rather pathetic way.
Old 16 November 2006, 10:19 AM
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Old 16 November 2006, 10:23 AM
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"Richard Hammond, who was involved in a similar accident involving a jet-powered trolley some weeks ago.... "




"This morning, and following an exploratory X-ray, doctors at a leading London hospital downgraded May's injury from "a suspected fracture" to "nothing more than a sprain", although after they were given some free tickets to MPH they agreed to record it as "a very serious sprain, not the sort of thing most people have".

so the whole thing is a send up yes? It's too early for this
Old 16 November 2006, 10:46 AM
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regardless of the authenticity, amusing nevertheless!!

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Old 16 November 2006, 10:47 AM
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Old 16 November 2006, 10:50 AM
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Given that it is written by James May, I'd be going for the "humourous article, and perhaps not 100% factual" view on it. Very funny all the same
Old 16 November 2006, 10:52 AM
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hehe morning funny!
Old 16 November 2006, 10:53 AM
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nicely written
Old 16 November 2006, 11:10 AM
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Good spoof.

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Originally Posted by SWRTWannabe
Given that it is written by James May, I'd be going for the "humourous article, and perhaps not 100% factual" view on it. Very funny all the same
well if, like you, I'd read it a full 27 minutes later after I'd had my weetabix I might have picked up on that....
Old 16 November 2006, 11:24 AM
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Quality thread, well found and duly sent on to my non SN friends
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'Supermarket trolley, bought for a pound !"
Old 16 November 2006, 12:45 PM
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Old 16 November 2006, 12:46 PM
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Quality article...

Nice one TG/JM.
Old 16 November 2006, 07:20 PM
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Silly buggers, they forgot the most important last line.


"As a result, a BBC spokesman confirmed that Top Gear has been re-axed until further notice."
Old 16 November 2006, 07:43 PM
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very good find there palmer.....rob read the whole article out to me whilst I was driving into work..made me chuckle and certainly made the journey fly by
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