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Old 15 November 2006, 03:57 PM
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Dear All,

I’ve never written to you with this type of problem before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don’t know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she ha
s got out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my car next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my car, that I noticed that the driveshaft seals on my gearbox seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the main dealer?
Old 15 November 2006, 03:58 PM
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Heard this the other day, only it was an Aston Martin he was hiding behind.

Very funny though



Personally I'd take the car to the main dealer
Old 15 November 2006, 04:00 PM
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Feel for you Bro


























Deffo main dealer........but that won't be cheap!
Old 15 November 2006, 04:25 PM
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the bitch has probably damaged them trying to cut your brake pipes

















Old 15 November 2006, 04:26 PM
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Like it
Old 15 November 2006, 04:53 PM
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THAT WAS A GOOD ONE
Old 15 November 2006, 04:54 PM
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haha lol
Old 15 November 2006, 04:56 PM
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The dealer is the one ****ing your misses. Wake up
Old 15 November 2006, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
The dealer is the one ****ing your misses. Wake up
Old 15 November 2006, 05:00 PM
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ohhh asking for trouble there
Old 15 November 2006, 05:01 PM
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Kill the ****, then dump the car in a quarry, then kill yourself
Old 15 November 2006, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Abdabz
Kill the ****, then dump the car in a quarry, then kill yourself
great advice
Old 15 November 2006, 06:12 PM
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So your missus was getting banged so hard in the back of the car that they knackered the gearbox? Tell her to put the car in neutral next time and rely on the handbrake, or tell her to have an affair with a bloke who's **** doesn't go like a fiddlers elbow!
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