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Old 24 October 2006, 09:51 AM
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A Muslim woman knocked on my door last night, I never opened the door, I just talked through the letterbox to see how she fekkin likes it!!

Disclaimer – I am no racist
Old 24 October 2006, 09:53 AM
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not bad taste, not particularly funny tho
Old 24 October 2006, 09:53 AM
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Bad memory ?

https://www.scoobynet.com/muppet-sho...ml#post6279919
Old 24 October 2006, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
Dont venture in there mate
Old 24 October 2006, 09:55 AM
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lol, wirth a visit now and again
Old 24 October 2006, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by RMA26
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A Muslim woman knocked on my door last night, I never opened the door, I just talked through the letterbox to see how she fekkin likes it!!

Disclaimer – I am no racist
Well I thought it was funny Trouble is mention a religion and everyone takes things so seriously.

Just as well Father Ted was not based on the Muslim religion, the whole country would have been smashed up lol!

p.s. It could have been someone dressed up for Halloween at the door?
Old 24 October 2006, 10:11 AM
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is it just me or is the muslim religion the most intolerant religion out there?

although most religions at times have there bad moments you don't see other religions blowing the **** out of people cos they don't like something
Old 24 October 2006, 10:21 AM
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Of course you don't.

It's Bonfire Night soon, isn't it?
Old 24 October 2006, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by SPEN555
Well I thought it was funny Trouble is mention a religion and everyone takes things so seriously.

Just as well Father Ted was not based on the Muslim religion, the whole country would have been smashed up lol!

p.s. It could have been someone dressed up for Halloween at the door?
Cheers mate

Thing as, I had a discussion in the Roebuck last night

Apparently the Koran (Or however its spelt) apparently does not mention these veiles, it is in fact the Arab Muslims who wear them specifically for keeping sand away from their face

British Muslims adopted them

I didn't know that.........

PS - Damn trick or treaters!
Old 24 October 2006, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by RMA26
Dont venture in there mate
Old 24 October 2006, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by lpski1
OK, I admit - I USED TO
Old 24 October 2006, 11:18 AM
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I found this article amusing:

NewsBiscuit: Muslim veils to feature wearer's picture
Old 24 October 2006, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by oobster
please please tell me thats a **** take
Old 24 October 2006, 11:26 AM
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Islamic women have already been enquiring if the photos have to be recent, or if they can use more flattering pictures from fifteen years ago.
Classic. Now you can **** a granny and pretend shes a stunner
Old 24 October 2006, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
Classic. Now you can **** a granny and pretend shes a stunner
Stop getting ideas Dave
Old 24 October 2006, 11:43 AM
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Sorry mate, was only trying to help you out
Old 24 October 2006, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
Sorry mate, was only trying to help you out
Old 24 October 2006, 11:46 AM
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Whats the difference

NewsBiscuit: Ku Klux Klan angry at call to remove hoods
Old 24 October 2006, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by RMA26
I think that only relates to public gatherings, in private they can wear them. Like club nights

it goes back to many local goverment officlais being members of the Klan
Old 24 October 2006, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Bateman
I think that only relates to public gatherings, in private they can wear them. Like club nights

it goes back to many local goverment officlais being members of the Klan
They have Club nights? Dj Crazy Hood?
Old 24 October 2006, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by RMA26
They have Club nights? Dj Crazy Hood?
I am pretty sure they still go clubbing , not sure its in the nightclub sense though

I lived in the states for some years and only ever encountered these ****'s once. That was enough for me.
Old 24 October 2006, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Bateman
I am pretty sure they still go clubbing , not sure its in the nightclub sense though

I lived in the states for some years and only ever encountered these ****'s once. That was enough for me.
See thats another thing i dont understand

KKK mainly exists in America, although there are probably some more extreme elements in existance, there doesn't seem to be the same hype over racism as we have in Britain

Just an observation..........
Old 24 October 2006, 12:23 PM
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its all to scale, the KKK are mainly situated in the deep south of the US. These people are never mentioned in everyday life of America. Much like Texas, I remember when they wanted to be recognised as there own self governing state and not part of the USA. That’s the only time you hear of the southern states. If the KKK marched on Washington maybe but if they marched in Oklahoma then you probably wouldn’t hear a thing.

I think the Arian Brotherhood is the big right wing element in the US and I believe mostly thrives in Prisons.

don’t know if that answers the question or not
Old 24 October 2006, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Bateman
don’t know if that answers the question or not
Old 24 October 2006, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by oobster
do you think they will be supplied free of charge?
Old 24 October 2006, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by powerman1
do you think they will be supplied free of charge?
Why, do you want one PMSL
Old 24 October 2006, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by RMA26
pmsl!
Old 24 October 2006, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by SPEN555
pmsl!
Do you ever get the feeling, that each religion is trying to dictate how the other should operate?

Car running OK Spen?
Old 24 October 2006, 12:44 PM
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Hows it going to work with the introduction of ID cards ? wont they all look the same ? just a pair of eyes

I might wear my Ninja outfit to work tomorrow, see if I can get past security unnoticed without using my Ninja skills
Old 24 October 2006, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Bateman
I might wear my Ninja outfit to work tomorrow, see if I can get past security unnoticed without using my Ninja skills



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