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Old 18 October 2006, 10:54 AM
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Bono is at a U2 concert in Glasgow when he asks the audience for some quiet.
Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone...
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice from near the front pierces the silence...

"Well, f***in' stop it then!"
Old 18 October 2006, 11:01 AM
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Old 18 October 2006, 11:04 AM
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In Glasgow? You're sure they didn't call for him to clap faster?

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Old 18 October 2006, 11:28 AM
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Laughed out loud at that one
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There's always Madonna ............
Old 18 October 2006, 10:28 PM
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