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Old 17 October 2006, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Madscientisttype - News
Social division might split humans into two sub-species 100,000 years from now, an evolution expert has claimed. The descendants of the genetic upper class would be tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative. They would be a far cry from the "underclass" humans, who will have evolved into dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures.
100,000 years from now?........ there are already a few that meet the "underclass" criteria.......

But it gets better:

Other predictions included:

:: Physical appearance, driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility, will improve.

:: Men will exhibit symmetrical facial features, look athletic, and have squarer jaws, deeper voices and bigger penises.

:: Women will develop lighter skin, large clear eyes, pert breasts, glossy hair, even features and smooth hairless skin.

:: Racial differences will be ironed out by interbreeding, producing a uniform race of coffee-coloured people.

:: Improved nutrition and medical science will see people growing taller and fitter, while life-spans are extended to 120 years.
Roll on the year 102,006.... it'll be a ****-fest.................
Old 17 October 2006, 11:48 AM
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:: Physical appearance, driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility, will improve.

:: Men will exhibit symmetrical facial features, look athletic, and have squarer jaws, deeper voices and bigger penises.

:: Women will develop lighter skin, large clear eyes, pert breasts, glossy hair, even features and smooth hairless skin.

:: Racial differences will be ironed out by interbreeding, producing a uniform race of coffee-coloured people.

:: Improved nutrition and medical science will see people growing taller and fitter, while life-spans are extended to 120 years.
All this can be achieved now by drinking a pint of V-Power every morning.
Old 17 October 2006, 12:07 PM
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:: Women will develop lighter skin, large clear eyes, pert breasts, glossy hair, even features and smooth hairless skin.
This usually happens after the 6th pint...
Old 17 October 2006, 12:25 PM
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God, it will be like living in a an American Sitcom/Teen Drama.
Old 17 October 2006, 12:27 PM
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Racial differences will be ironed out by interbreeding, producing a uniform race of coffee-coloured people.
Pfft, that means Swindon is already way ahead on the evolutionary scale.

Gee, I should really be proud to live here....
Old 17 October 2006, 01:15 PM
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We'll have all been killed by the Nuclear fallout from WW3 by then anyway, so it won't really matter.
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Eight foot blonde cockroaches with nice t1ts then?
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