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Goblin or Giant?
Originally Posted by Madscientisttype - News
Social division might split humans into two sub-species 100,000 years from now, an evolution expert has claimed. The descendants of the genetic upper class would be tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative. They would be a far cry from the "underclass" humans, who will have evolved into dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures.
But it gets better: Other predictions included: :: Physical appearance, driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility, will improve. :: Men will exhibit symmetrical facial features, look athletic, and have squarer jaws, deeper voices and bigger penises. :: Women will develop lighter skin, large clear eyes, pert breasts, glossy hair, even features and smooth hairless skin. :: Racial differences will be ironed out by interbreeding, producing a uniform race of coffee-coloured people. :: Improved nutrition and medical science will see people growing taller and fitter, while life-spans are extended to 120 years. |
:: Physical appearance, driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility, will improve. :: Men will exhibit symmetrical facial features, look athletic, and have squarer jaws, deeper voices and bigger penises. :: Women will develop lighter skin, large clear eyes, pert breasts, glossy hair, even features and smooth hairless skin. :: Racial differences will be ironed out by interbreeding, producing a uniform race of coffee-coloured people. :: Improved nutrition and medical science will see people growing taller and fitter, while life-spans are extended to 120 years. |
:: Women will develop lighter skin, large clear eyes, pert breasts, glossy hair, even features and smooth hairless skin. |
God, it will be like living in a an American Sitcom/Teen Drama.
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Racial differences will be ironed out by interbreeding, producing a uniform race of coffee-coloured people. Gee, I should really be proud to live here.... ;) |
We'll have all been killed by the Nuclear fallout from WW3 by then anyway, so it won't really matter.
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Eight foot blonde cockroaches with nice t1ts then?
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