A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5
year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons a
bitches who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last
stop! And all
of you sons a bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the
train... cause we're going down the tracks!"
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room
and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may
play with your train... but I want you to use nice language." Two
hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her
son say...
"All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope
your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again
soon." She heard her little darling continue... "For those of you
just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope
you
will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the
mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
kitchen