40rdy

well ive ripped a stomach muscle playing rugby ,pendasitus and broke my collar bone going very fast down a hill,racing a m8 just as i started to over take i went into a bit of muddy road and found out that i had basically slick tyres.Came straight off and gave my self a concusion aswell. Got knocked out for about 3 secs and asked were my shoes were lol
what happend to you lot then

Bubba po

It's fecking agony when your pendas gets inflamed.

Chip Sengravy

broken heart, 8 days in 1989.

MattW

LMAO

ScoobyDoo555

Severed artery in my groin. You've got 2 - one biggy, and a smalley. I severed the smalley and grazed the biggy.

Done this running inside the house at a birthday party when I was 8.

I won the race by smashing through some plate-glass patio interior doors.

Heart stopped 3 times on the table, lost most of my blood, nearly severed my leg off at the same time.
In hospital for 6 months recouperating, and developed a slight stammer as part of the recurring trauma.

This was at the age of 8. I'm now 33, happily married with 2 kids. Still have the stammer issue and every now and again get to pick out bit of stitch from the area

+ side. Physically, I recovered and went on to be a County sprinter. I lived to tell the tale.

King RA

appendicitis, broken collar bone, fractured wrist, bent collar bone. errrm, that's about it.

pslewis

Dented EGO in 1946 ..... nowt else

Pete

Scooby.Newbie

Stiches to head (three times), broken finger, thumb and bone in foot, apart from that been pretty lucky with health in general.

Freak

er
worst has to be cat taking a swipe at my face when i was 12 or so
Took a chunk out of my eyeball with its claw.

According to doc, something daft like 0.01 of a mm to the right and i would have lost the sight in my eye

Maz

iTrader: (34)

Torn rotator cuffs, ripped right upper pectoral, torn inner quadricep, slipped disk. That about covers it.

TopBanana

Nothing to speak of really, except the usual sprains and nicks here and there

richiewong

Broken rib, but I'll be fcuked if I know how I got it. T'was a wee bit pissed at the time

Bit a hole through my tongue on a trampoline, evil things they are.

CooperS

Smashed ulna and radius in right forearm, arm went all long and wrong :S Had pins and plates to hold it together

That's about it.

alcazar

iTrader: (2)

Slipped discs twice in my neck, (fekkin AGONY for 6 weeks solid), 26 stitches in a head wound, dislocated shoulder, nose broken three times, hernia in lower groin.

Also broke sundry fingers etc fighting

Alcazar

bootsy

i got hit by a pikey in a nicked sierra doing 60.i was in a mini doing 40.shattered my right leg so bad i was told i would lose it.and being crushed badly as well mum and dad was told i would not make it out of the car alive.3days late i come round in hospital with both legs still there (one had been rebuilt with pins and rods) had alot of internal bleeding as well.took years to recover from that

Iwan

Broken arm, dislocated thumb, bitten on the arm by a Titan Triggerfish, bitten by a snake (twice).

NotoriousREV

Ground a 1" diameter circle off the back of my hand falling off a bike aged 12. You can't see it unless I get a suntan as it's the only bit of me that actually goes brown instead of red.

I've also got a scar across the tip of my index finger where I sliced through it with a Stanley knife while fitting a boost gauge in my Impreza. Managed to sever the nerve and still have only partial feeling in it and my nail grows funny.

Not bad for 32 years of not being particularly careful.

EDIT: a bloke I work with has cut the tip off the same finger twice! That's just careless.

LG John

If you had done more than grazed the biggy you wouldn't have

Fuzz

Broken the obligatory collar bone whilst buggering about on a BMX doing jumps.
Nearly cut my big toe off with a nine inch angle grinder, thought to myself "that was close".... until the trainer filled up with the red stuff. it was then obviously a little bit worse than I thought.
Jumped out of a tractor in the orchards tall grass, straight down onto a 6 inch nail. Seeing the nail come up through the top of the trainer was a little alarming.. Not half as alarming as knowing as I wasn't going anywhere until I pulled it out (the nail was still attatched to something big and heavy in the grass.


Andy

ian_sadler

To much damage to recall

Died once but they brought me back

falkster

falkster

Long list

Hit in the head with a garden rake at 4
Ran over by a BT van at 5
Broke my arm jumping off a swing at 6
Broke my wrist on a BMX at 8
Smashed out two front teeth on a big BMX jump at 8
Badly cut my hand building a bonfire at 9
Broke my leg falling down stairs at school at 10

Had a bit of a break (pardon the pun)

Broke my ankle arsing around at 14
Ran through a glass door and cut off my little finger but was put back on (ish) at 14
Broke my legs racing Motocross at 15
Broke my ankle whilst falling off the milk van at 16
Broken nose and cut face after being hit in the face with a bottle at 19
Cut and bruised ribs when I went through the windscreen of my G60 golf at 24

Touch wood Ive been good for 8 years.

falkster

cw42

iTrader: (1)

Fractured: tibia/fibula, (compound tibia) femur and pelvis in 2 places. Brother lost control of his motorbike on a downhill left hander in the wet, bike sat upright, we skitted along the crash barrier for a while, remember someone taking my helmet off, remember the smell of oxygen, woke up in hospital about 2 days later with more tubes than a dodgy gauge install.
In hospital for 6 weeks initially, then 2.5 years rehabilitation courtesy of the best the Army can throw at you. Didn't work though medical retirement in 1988) (which, when you look at the ****e the army have to deal with these days, I'm very glad of)

SJ_Skyline

Split my patella (kneecap) in half playing rugby.
Broken ankle playing football (whilst pi$$ed).
Assorted stitches, scars and sprains

SwissTony

iTrader: (19)

I think we can all stop posting now, because Ian has beaten us all

I, too, had a long list of injuries to post up, but after that post by Ian, I dont think I will bother

dharbige

Fractured skull aged 4. Fell off a climbing frame at the local park in the days when "Health & Safety" meant concrete bases for childrens' playthings.

Impaled on a rusting fence spike aged about 6 after slipping when climbing a tree. Same local park, same "Health & Safety" rules, this time deeming it totally acceptable to allow a tree to grow through and seriously distort a 6' high iron fence with 12" spikes at the top.

TonyG

Not a lot really. Split head open, aged about 6 - stiched up.
Broken wrist (Volleyball)
Broken ribs (Karate)
Broken finger (ditto)
Displaced disc in spine
More broken ribs (paintball).
Add to that the usual collection of briuses/sprains/pulled muscles that one picks up as one goes through life.

RMA26

2 broken & pinned hips

Pinned shoulder

Broken Jaw

Broken arm

Damaged knuckles in my right hand (Recessed little knuckle)

Multiple broken ribs

& thats your lot!

Sbradley

Fractured skull, 2 fractured vertebrae, 3 broken ribs, broken pelvis, multile breaks to tib/fib and to femur (17 pins/plates in total) all in one go. (bike)

Right collarbone (karate)

Right collarbone (motorcross)

3 ribs (bike)

Right elbow (twice) both on a bike, one assisted by a car, 15 pins & 2 plates in total (first lot taken out after 5 years, second ones staying in)

Left wrist (bike)

Right wrist (gym at school)

Nose (lots of times, mainly accidental)

Um, various sundry cuts requiring 1 to 47 stitches

I think that's it?