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Old 15 September 2006, 07:11 PM
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Question taking a weapon to bed with you..........

...what is your choice of weapon?

i usually have a pair of scissors near by incase of emergencies

my mum always said that an intruder that had no intention of causing you harm could always use them on you instead.

i have a pepper spray as well but i cant find it
Old 15 September 2006, 07:16 PM
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What weapon do you carry on the streets, Sarah?
Old 15 September 2006, 07:20 PM
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I carry a 12 inch weapon on me at all times
Old 15 September 2006, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by JTaylor
What weapon do you carry on the streets, Sarah?
on the streets i use my sharp wit, knocks them dead every time
Old 15 September 2006, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
on the streets i use my sharp wit, knocks them dead every time
Old 15 September 2006, 07:34 PM
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Nothing, I'm not paranoid, don't live in a dodgy area, don't have an in your face car on my drive (it's in t'garage ).

You can legally only defend yourself with no more 'armoury' than a burglar. i.e. if he has a baseball bat then you can use one as well, however you can use something if he's unarmed. Yeah yeah sucks etc. but it's more likely that an intruder is a neighbour or passer by/policeman etc. warning you about a fire next door or summat. Alternatively a family/friend who has your spare keys come in for whatever reason. You're half awake, at what point do you really realise what's going on? When it's too late or not?

chill, these sort of things are very rare, unless you own a scoob apparently
Old 15 September 2006, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat21
Actually, bet Sara's prob got a few items in her room that would prob scare the average male intruder
you are not wrong there
Old 15 September 2006, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat21
Actually, bet Sara's prob got a few items in her room that would prob scare the average male intruder
Ironically named 'the male intruder'...
Old 15 September 2006, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by JTaylor
Ironically named 'the male intruder'...
i have yet to hear of a female intruder that attacks women in bed

i am going to install a trip wire
Old 15 September 2006, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by JTaylor
Ironically named 'the male intruder'...
God help any male intruder if she squeezes his bollocks like she does with the ones on her "weapon".
Old 15 September 2006, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
i am going to install a trip wire

So he'll fall on you?
Old 15 September 2006, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
So he'll fall on you?
in me

i have a feeling i shouldnt have said that
Old 15 September 2006, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat21
Guess you gotta get them any way you can
something like that

Old 15 September 2006, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
So he'll fall on you?
"yes officer, he fell over my trip wire and impaled his ***** on me"
"i was absolutely terrified and it took me at least an hour and half before I yelled for help"

Old 15 September 2006, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
"yes officer, he fell over my trip wire and impaled his ***** on me"
"i was absolutely terrified and it took me at least an hour and half before I yelled for help"

in me

and you got the timing wrong.......its about 30 seconds with you men
Old 15 September 2006, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
in me

and you got the timing wrong.......its about 30 seconds with you men

dont tar us with all the same brush

I will have you know, that I can hold out for nearly a minute....

stand back girls..form an orderly queue now
Old 15 September 2006, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
dont tar us with all the same brush

I will have you know, that I can hold out for nearly a minute....

stand back girls..form an orderly queue now
was that when we had a leap year?
Old 15 September 2006, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
was that when we had a leap year?
Yes, I was in training for the olympics
Old 15 September 2006, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
Yes, I was in training for the olympics
Paralympics by any chance?
Old 15 September 2006, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
Paralympics by any chance?
well she was a bit disabled so I felt sorry for her....
Old 15 September 2006, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
well she was a bit disabled so I felt sorry for her....
where did you put the handcuffs?
Old 15 September 2006, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
where did you put the handcuffs?
WPC Squares brought her own.....
Old 15 September 2006, 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
WPC Squares brought her own.....
can i take down your particulars?
Old 15 September 2006, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
can i take down your particulars?

we go at the same time..on the count of 3
Old 15 September 2006, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
we go at the same time..on the count of 3
flip flops dont count

i have more on than you


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