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Old 12 September 2006, 03:41 PM
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Default Oh cr*p!! Mice in the house!

Youngest saw one on the landing last nite. I've set 4 traps in various places, but I sure hope I catch it, (them?) b4 wifey sees it, or spots a trap, or I'm in deeeeeeep do-do

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Old 12 September 2006, 03:43 PM
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Buy a cat or 2, don't feed it/them for a couple of days.
If they don't catch & eat them they will scare them off.
Sorted.

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Old 12 September 2006, 03:45 PM
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Why would you be in deep do-do? Did you invite them in?

I'd say borrow next doors cat, but your house would end up smelling of cat p1ss.
Old 12 September 2006, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by RoShamBo
Buy a cat or 2, don't feed it/them for a couple of days.
If they don't catch & eat them they will scare them off.
Sorted.

R.
A CAT????????????? She'd have my goolies for garters!

Ditto CATS, (plural), and any sort of dog.

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Old 12 September 2006, 03:47 PM
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Lock your wife in the house with all mice, after a few hours she will do anything you ask her, just to save her from the mice
Old 12 September 2006, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
Why would you be in deep do-do? Did you invite them in?

You're not married then? EVERYTHING that goes wrong is my fault, obvious, isn't it?

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Originally Posted by lightning101
Lock your wife in the house with all mice, after a few hours she will do anything you ask her, just to save her from the mice
And then kill me slowly when I let her out

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Old 12 September 2006, 03:59 PM
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Alcazar, I'll rent you my cats. I'm sure we can come to an agreement on an hourly rate!
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pet snakes are a good rodent deterrent
Old 12 September 2006, 04:51 PM
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a tip on mouse traps......don't use the old cliche of cheese etc. A small chunk of chocolate, or chocolate button etc works everytime.

Whenever we've had mice in the house, one night of the chocolate button treatment sorts it......seriously
Old 12 September 2006, 05:06 PM
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I love all animals - but sod humane traps for mice! I tried all of that malarky in a previous house when we had mice - waste of bloody time!!! Little ******* were running around the kitchen!

Only one solution.....
Old 12 September 2006, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Hu
a tip on mouse traps......don't use the old cliche of cheese etc. A small chunk of chocolate, or chocolate button etc works everytime.

Whenever we've had mice in the house, one night of the chocolate button treatment sorts it......seriously
Spot on advice, mint aero or get snickers chocolate spread which gets them (and rats) every time.
Old 12 September 2006, 05:56 PM
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Alcazar,
Sounds like you'd be better off keeping the mouse and getting rid of the wife

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Old 12 September 2006, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip
Alcazar,
Sounds like you'd be better off keeping the mouse and getting rid of the wife

Chip
LOL

Four traps now baited with Twix slices, we'll see what the morning brings.......

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Old 12 September 2006, 09:05 PM
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What cheese do you intend to use in the trap? . . . . . I swear cheese works!

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Old 12 September 2006, 11:17 PM
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I always use humane traps and they always work. Dunno what you did wrong. DBW...

Bait with Kit-Kat or Twix.

One thing, though. Someone suggested a glass coffee jar propped up on some books at about 45 degrees and with some bait inside. Theory is that mouse goes for bait and makes the jar stand up. You pop the lid on in the morning and take it far, far away.

It does't work - mouse had the Twix and left me a pile of mouse turd as a swap. Little sod.

Humane trap set and I heard it go off before I'd even got upstairs. One short trip in the car and the mouse was rehomed...

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Old 12 September 2006, 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Drunken Bungle *****
I love all animals - but sod humane traps for mice! I tried all of that malarky in a previous house when we had mice - waste of bloody time!!! Little ******* were running around the kitchen!

Only one solution.....
Hello

They do work sometimes. Although the mouse does occasionally just steal the chocolate and run away.

One I caught...



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Old 13 September 2006, 10:31 AM
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OK: update.

Three of the traps are as I left them. The fourth, behind a makeshift barrier in our bedroom, (built so wifey can't see the trap), was empty.

Yep, the mouse had had the bait, and had it away on it's toes.

And just to add insult to injury, when I picked up the trap, it went off!

Right...........where's those toffees the wife had? Let's see it remove one of THOSE off a trap without paying!

Crapola! She's scoffed the lot, the greedy woman! Now I'll have to buy ONE toffee from Woolies pick and mix!

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BTW: boxst, why is YOUR mouse wet?

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Old 13 September 2006, 11:06 AM
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MMMMMMM. Mouse problems eh? The last time i had a mouse, the cat got and took it under my bed. The thing was half dead, so i picked it up and chucked it out the window

Honestly, try and borrow a cat. They will get rid of the mouse
Old 13 September 2006, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by watto52
MMMMMMM. Mouse problems eh? The last time i had a mouse, the cat got and took it under my bed. The thing was half dead, so i picked it up and chucked it out the window

Honestly, try and borrow a cat. They will get rid of the mouse
Telling porky pies, Watto?
You said that you was the killer of your "last" and "the one before" mouse! Your cat should drive the bus and, you should be home, kiling all the mice.
Old 13 September 2006, 11:22 AM
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Rent or Buy the film 'The Green Mile' make her watch it...... then tell her you have mice...... she will name it 'Mr Jingles' and all will be well in your house........
Old 13 September 2006, 11:28 AM
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Telling porky pies, Watto?
You said that you was the killer of your "last" and "the one before" mouse! Your cat should drive the bus and, you should be home, kiling all the mice.
Would i ever loie? No No


I could always pop round and do the job for you Alcazar..
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Originally Posted by watto52

.....The last time i had a mouse, the cat got and took it under my bed. The thing was half dead, so i picked it up and chucked it out the window
That's the way to treat 'em.

How was the mouse btw?
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Dunno. Its was gone in the morning. Maybe a seagull ate it. Hey, i help nature by feeding the birds
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Originally Posted by David Lock
That's the way to treat 'em.

How was the mouse btw?
LOL @ David.

Cue: large number of cat-lover posts..........

Been to Woolies and bought ONE Devon toffee. The lass on the pay desk was itching to ask......

Trap now loaded, and we await developments. Trouble is the greedy b*stard mouse ate about an inch of Twix last night, so is probably replete, and dreaming his mousey dreams somewhere now

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They'll be heading indoors shortly for winter, so you need to try find where they are getting in.

My little friends were entering via the drain pipe behind the kitchen unit kick boards. Stuffed the gaps around the pipes with plastic bags and then finished the job off with a tub of tile grout (only stuff around at the time). Not seen a mouse dropping since.
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Originally Posted by alcazar
BTW: boxst, why is YOUR mouse wet?
Hello

Because the poor little thing must have gone to toilet whilst in the trap.

Steve
Old 13 September 2006, 03:27 PM
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Chocolate spread works damm fine.................they can't run off with it.

After catching 3 mice in 2 traps over 2 nights I don't have any more problems.
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Originally Posted by boxst
Hello

Because the poor little thing must have gone to toilet whilst in the trap.

Steve
Gone to toilet? Give over! He looks as if he's been given a wash and brush up!

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Originally Posted by 3times
Chocolate spread works damm fine.................they can't run off with it.

After catching 3 mice in 2 traps over 2 nights I don't have any more problems.
You caught TWELVE mice ?????

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