Outback humour.
12 September 2006, 10:27 AM
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Outback humour.
A Northern Territory farm hand radios back to the farm manager.
"Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute. The
pig's
OK, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my ute and is
wriggling
and squealing so much I can't get him out. " The manager says "Ok,
there's
a 303 behind the seat. Take it, shoot the pig in the head and you'll
be
able to remove him. " Five minutes later, the farm hand calls back.
"I
did what you said boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and
removed
him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on".
"Now what's the f*****g problem? " raged the manager. "Well boss, it's
his
motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right-front wheel arch"
"Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute. The
pig's
OK, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my ute and is
wriggling
and squealing so much I can't get him out. " The manager says "Ok,
there's
a 303 behind the seat. Take it, shoot the pig in the head and you'll
be
able to remove him. " Five minutes later, the farm hand calls back.
"I
did what you said boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and
removed
him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on".
"Now what's the f*****g problem? " raged the manager. "Well boss, it's
his
motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right-front wheel arch"
Nice one!
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