Golfing Terms
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Golfing Terms
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An Adolf Hitler - taking two shots in a bunker
An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result
A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect
A Rodney King - over-clubbed
An O.J. Simpson - somehow got away with it
A Condom - safe but didn't feel good
A sister-in-law - up there, but I know that I shouldn't be
A Sally Gunnell - ugly but a good runner
A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly, but still a good runner
A Kate Moss - a bit thin
A Gerry Adams - hitting a provisional ball
Princess Di - shouldn't have taken the driver
Putting lingo:
A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer
A Diego Maradonna - a very nasty little five footer
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
A Rock Hudson - looked straight, but it wasn't
A ladyboy - Looks easy but all may not be that it seems
The Brazilian - shaved the hole.
An Adolf Hitler - taking two shots in a bunker
An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result
A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect
A Rodney King - over-clubbed
An O.J. Simpson - somehow got away with it
A Condom - safe but didn't feel good
A sister-in-law - up there, but I know that I shouldn't be
A Sally Gunnell - ugly but a good runner
A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly, but still a good runner
A Kate Moss - a bit thin
A Gerry Adams - hitting a provisional ball
Princess Di - shouldn't have taken the driver
Putting lingo:
A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer
A Diego Maradonna - a very nasty little five footer
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
A Rock Hudson - looked straight, but it wasn't
A ladyboy - Looks easy but all may not be that it seems
The Brazilian - shaved the hole.
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