Golfing Terms
 

Golfing Lingo

An Adolf Hitler - taking two shots in a bunker

An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result

A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect

A Rodney King - over-clubbed

An O.J. Simpson - somehow got away with it

A Condom - safe but didn't feel good

A sister-in-law - up there, but I know that I shouldn't be

A Sally Gunnell - ugly but a good runner

A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly, but still a good runner

A Kate Moss - a bit thin

A Gerry Adams - hitting a provisional ball
Princess Di - shouldn't have taken the driver


Putting lingo:

A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer

A Diego Maradonna - a very nasty little five footer

A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read

A Rock Hudson - looked straight, but it wasn't

A ladyboy - Looks easy but all may not be that it seems

The Brazilian - shaved the hole.

Thanks for that, I'll try and remember those next time I play!..:D;)

Think I'll be using Gerry Adams a lot!..:D

Carla..:)

Not forgetting - Tit tickler - opens up the hole nicely ;)

Geezer

Nice one!

Or the SwissTony - somewhere lost in the sand :thumb:

Or the Tony Blair - Deep inside the Bush :thumb: :thumb:

forest gump - runs forever

mole raper - low, thin tee shot

:)

Or the Jenna Jamison - Wet :D

The moses - heading towards a bunker ;)
or the Scooby.Newbie - heading towards the 19th hole :thumb:

PMSL!! :luxhello:

What about an Arsene Wenger - Everyone saw it but you!

A Vagina - Small Furry Club Cover

Haha I like that one!

Simon

A sister-in-law LMFAO! I'll be using that one