SWMBO wants a baby, I like my 350Z - how to reduce sperm count ?
16 August 2006, 12:44 PM
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SWMBO wants a baby, I like my 350Z - how to reduce sperm count ?
SWMBO and I had a deal whereby I bought a 350Z on the understanding that it was sold and replaced with something more sensible when we had a baby.
Now, I've had the Z 3 months and I really quite like it- I'd like to keep it for at least a year more if possible. However, SWMBO has recently started saying "perhaps we could go without the condom" etc....
So what alternative means are there by which I can increase the chances of retaining the Z for a few more months
Avoiding ******** mid-cycle is one way but what else is worth a try ?
Now, I've had the Z 3 months and I really quite like it- I'd like to keep it for at least a year more if possible. However, SWMBO has recently started saying "perhaps we could go without the condom" etc....
So what alternative means are there by which I can increase the chances of retaining the Z for a few more months
Avoiding ******** mid-cycle is one way but what else is worth a try ?
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16 August 2006, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Goochie
SWMBO and I had a deal whereby I bought a 350Z on the understanding that it was sold and replaced with something more sensible when we had a baby.
Now, I've had the Z 3 months and I really quite like it- I'd like to keep it for at least a year more if possible. However, SWMBO has recently started saying "perhaps we could go without the condom" etc....
So what alternative means are there by which I can increase the chances of retaining the Z for a few more months
Avoiding ******** mid-cycle is one way but what else is worth a try ?
Now, I've had the Z 3 months and I really quite like it- I'd like to keep it for at least a year more if possible. However, SWMBO has recently started saying "perhaps we could go without the condom" etc....
So what alternative means are there by which I can increase the chances of retaining the Z for a few more months
Avoiding ******** mid-cycle is one way but what else is worth a try ?
16 August 2006, 12:57 PM
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Cigarettes, alcohol, unhealthy food, tight hot underwear, hot baths....to name a few should help you
16 August 2006, 01:02 PM
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Just tell her you don't want a ******* baby.
The world is full enough already, tell her to stop being a selfish cow! If you are too spineless to do that then just get a vasectomy.
The world is full enough already, tell her to stop being a selfish cow! If you are too spineless to do that then just get a vasectomy.
16 August 2006, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by lightning101
Why not buy an audi TT, then she'll think you are into men and hardly father material
Just slap on a bigger turbo, a remap and you will be good to go scooby and evo baiting.
16 August 2006, 01:08 PM
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Just leave the selfish cow. Problem solved 
Or .............
Have a couple *****, just before you get jiggy. Nothing left in the tanks, no pitta patta of tiny feet
Or .............
Have a couple *****, just before you get jiggy. Nothing left in the tanks, no pitta patta of tiny feet
16 August 2006, 01:25 PM
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erm, you can keep the car for the best part of a year even if you go for kids, she'll be pregnant for 9 months, they dont just pop straight out you know. Did none of you pay attention in Sex Education Class at school
Probably take you a month or 2 aswell to get her preggers....
Probably take you a month or 2 aswell to get her preggers....