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Old 11 August 2006, 09:03 PM
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ScoobyNet not what it used to be?
Fed up adding more and more people to your Ignore list?
Fed up with ignorant racism threads?
Wish pslewis would just buy Silkolene and be done with it?
Worried the next thread you read will be SIAL?

Well this is it - as soon as this comes to market I'll be arranging a Group Buy

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/...536687,00.html
Old 11 August 2006, 09:53 PM
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The manufacturer of CockLinks would then go out of business

Special Oils will no longer find buyers with their HUGE prices

People will no longer buy mods for their cars

Rolling Road Shoot-Out Cons will be lonely, tumbleweed occupied places

Knocking noises will be diagnosed as loose manifold nuts and not Big-End Bearings

The **** Old Women will actually complete an Oil Change in less than 16 hours!

Cam Sensor connectors will be left well alone after Oil Changes

Oil Filters will not be soaked overnight

People will realise that modifying a car reduces its value by 50%

All of ScoobyNet will finally be as clever as me ....... nah, thats no good - I like being the brightest bulb in the Scoobynet box!!

BAN THAT PILL FROM SN!!!!!!!!

Pete

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Old 11 August 2006, 09:57 PM
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For goodness sake weve been indulging Pete for time inmemoruim...
Old 11 August 2006, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by James Neill
ScoobyNet not what it used to be?
Fed up with **** with small post counts claiming - ScoobyNet not what it used to be?
Fed up with the gay leather elbowed Guardian reading Thought Police telling us what we are allowed to think?
Wish moses would just go away again?
Worried the next thread you read will be more PC cra*p about how great multi-culturalism is?

Well this is it - as soon as this comes to market I'll be arranging a Group Buy and send a healthy dose to each of the above

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/...536687,00.html
I agree.
Old 11 August 2006, 10:09 PM
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Nah, you want some of this stuff

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/...536658,00.html

"Goodness gracious, great ***** of fire!"

And if it works, it may help

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/...536448,00.html
Old 11 August 2006, 10:16 PM
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"Scottish Women Found It Difficult To Get Aroused"

Thats because the bloke is also wearing a friggin frock!!

Most women want to slide their hand inside a pair of trooooosers not up a flaming skirt!!

Pete

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Old 11 August 2006, 10:24 PM
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Max-Planck-Institute
hahahaha yea right !!

Thick as two short ones.

Andy
Old 11 August 2006, 10:25 PM
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"Donald, where's ya troosers?"

You're old enough to remember that one being a hit, Pete?
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I used to have a "Cocklink", and a "Drawers Device", they gave me lots of fun with more peace of mind

Les




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