apples24

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weve had him over 2 years hes shed a good few times, his body was a good 10 inches in length and his tenticles the same length he was a massive ****** lol


been not right for the last few weeks just found him dead


in a box and in the bin he gos lol


used to be great fun watching him chase fish around the tank, he ate a good 10 or so over the years

larry the lobster R.I.P


this was him well over a year ago

NotoriousREV

Pics?

Why not eat him with loads of butter? It's what he would have wanted.

<Homer>Pinchy!</Homer>

brumdaisy

i was just thinking what a waste (yum) but didnt have the heart to say it. There's some heartless so and so's on here

J4CKO

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Stop showing off, our dog still insists on breathing, I get really jealous when people say their pets have carked it.

apples24

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na **** that plus he was obv ill lol


i remember me old man walking into the pub with a mahoosive lobster and puting it on the counter, the ****** was still alive !!!!


he was on his way to a barbecue so he wasnt gonna last long lol

brumdaisy

I actually got quite hopeful last night when I realised I hadnt seen one of the cats for 24 hours Im sure I will live to regret that thought

J4CKO

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Shes lay down next to me, the smell is overpowering, no matter what we do she stinks, trouble is she has got to an age where she is lethargic so she sleeps a lot and does **** all and I reckon like a lightbulb on low she will last years.

She dissapeared for five hours recently and the woman who found her couldnt understand why I looked so upset.

Anyone know a canine hitman ?

apples24

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lol


we have a cat, i fookin hate them. it was already the missis before i met her, anyway about 8 mths after we had been together i was fooked off with it, so i drove 20 miles to a top posh house estate with the cat in my car and let him go into the woods which was right on the estate edge, was trying to justify dumping it by the thought of him getting into a loveley family home once found lol


about 5 hrs later i was sat at home feeling sooooo guilty i just had to go get him so off i popped

arrived at the same spot and kept calling his name. after 10 mins or so i heard some meowing geting closer and i only fooking found him!!!!


needless to say i was somewhat relieved, me and the litle fella get on ok now

J4CKO

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I would do that but I cant inflict this on anyone, she smells of ripe cheese, farts and general decay. She licks herself clean, how does that work when your saliva is so fetid it strips paint.

gatecrasher3

Nice to know animal lovers are alive and well and on scoobynet

Bubba po

Nice to know people with highly-developed senses of humour are alive and well on scoobynet

brumdaisy

again

**** me i cant type after that one

Spoon

Shít, and I thought mine were big.

Ian_S

You are still clearly a **** for abandoning it in the first place.

brumdaisy

and you have never learnt from your mistakes?

sometimes it takes extreme circumstances/actions to understand the reality. Im not saying apples did the right thing in the first place and he was lucky it turned out ok and by the sounds of things it turned out best for the little lump of fur

J4CKO

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You have the stinking ****** for a week and see how you like it, hope your gag reflex is up to the challenge !

Anyway, who said you have to be an animal lover, who says I am not, maybe its just that one, we dont like all people so why all animals ?

I dont really hate it anyway, its just for the comedic value, wouldnt hurt her, I kind of thought people on here realised that.

Like for example, I wouldnt abandon her somewhere, however posh !

gatecrasher3

That's ok then. Many apologies.

J4CKO

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Apology, so when do you want this dog then ?

TonyFlow

I had a crayfish that was growing well (shed about 2 or 3 times), then 1 day I think my Gouramis got fed up of being chased by it and launched a synchronised attack , whereby one would rush in, knock the crayfish over, and the other would attack the "meaty" tail section, went on for about 15 minutes, until the poor sucker was thermidor. I had to let natural selection take place (plus I was scared of putting my hand in a tank with vampirical Gouramis)!

J4CKO

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DUplicate, whats up with SN these days, its gone mental ?