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Old 30 July 2006, 09:33 AM
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Went into CarphoneWarehouse yesterday as I am looking to replace my flagging SE P910i with another smartphone.

The assistant came up to me and said, "Can I help you, are you looking to contract today?"

OK I am happy that he goes for immediate qualification.

Anyway, I reply, " I am having a look for a smartphone and I am interested in what you have available."

His reply will live with me for a long time...

"What's a smartphone?"


I kid you not - I asked him if he was joking - which he wasn't - and then I asked him how he could work in a mobile phone shop and not know what a smartphone is!!!!!!! I then suggested that perhaps he was not in a position to help me!

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Old 30 July 2006, 09:36 AM
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Old 30 July 2006, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Rannoch

The assistant came up to me and said, "Can I help you, are you looking to contract today?"
Sounds like retard-speak to me.
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Originally Posted by 84of300
What's a smartphone
It's like a phone but it can tell the time as well

Aren't you coming to TOTB?
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I wanted to but don't think Davy will be back in time, and I don't fancy going on my own
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Originally Posted by Rannoch's assistant
"What's a smartphone?"
Well duh, a phone that's smart. Like you're not.

Furious with that company after they took 4 mths to repair my Nokia - except they didn't repair it, they got it replaced by Nokia after 2 weeks and then mislaid it round the warehouse for 3.5mths. And offered me a grand total of nothing in compensation. I decided they could perch and rotate after that.
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I used to work for them years ago..

they have gone seriously downhill in the last 3 years, I have had to email the CEO everytime I needed to get some customer service, as most of the people they employ now are so thick, they can't understand what you are asking them.. actually quite a good tactic, most people give up, and continue to hand over the dosh each month !
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