dont know if anyone has heard this already, but I really pissed my self reading it..
This is classic!

Story of the Day
This article appeared in Sky Magazine a few months ago - who says the 90's
man isn't caring and sensitive.
"Last year at a Christmas party, I got off with this gorgeous bloke called
Ben. He was a real arrogant git, but I've always been attracted to b**tards.
Little did I know this bloke was the biggest s**t imaginable. We went back
to my place and he pounced on me straightaway. Within minutes, he was
******** me frantically from behind on the sofa. I began to think that doing
it that way was really impersonal in this drunken state. But Ben just
carried on regardless so I tried to move round myself, but he held me in
place, grunting something about his jeans around his ankles making it
difficult to move. I was getting well cheesed off and I could feel he was
about to finish. I suddenly found myself groaning, 'I want to see your face
as you ***'. I felt him reach down into his pocket and just as he reached
orgasm, he thrust his bus pass in front of my face. I stared miserably at a
bus pass of the git as he shot his load behind me."