GaryK

Is it me or is there more of it around?

Sat - got the car valeted. Come out Monday morning all crap over the rear spoiler. Wiped it off drove to work. Yesterday at work crap over the bonnet and scoop so wiped it off last night. Got back to it after work today and crap all over the rear screen and these ******* looks like theyve got diarhhea, runny and everywhere. I need a .22 to take em out!

Or is it the gay blue of my WR1 attracting em like chavs to an england flag shop?

Gary

Stephb1986

nope i had a big dollop of it on my windscreen the other day tried to wash it off straight away but it just smeared over half of my windscreen will have to take my van back through the car wash grrrr

Bubba po

Tam the bam

Birds are attracted to shiny cars, they **** on them just to **** us off, best way of solving the problem is not to wash the car ever, then it will be bird **** free for life.

hth

Jaydee5

Yeh..but even if the birds check out a shiney car...how do they do the precision bit..like the Dam Busters...and actaully "get" your car

Turbohot

Must tell you that bird **** is acidic,apparently.I am gonna shoot the barstard pigeons of the neighbours with my son's rifle soon.Actually,i won't.Everybody *****.I will just clean my car more often

Scuuby_wrx

Try not to park under a tree

RoShamBo

iTrader: (1)

I bought some bug & tar wipes the other day from Halfrauds. Really handy for removing bird ****, tar, bugs etc. Keep em in the car esp when the weather is warm as the last thing you need is bird poo baking on the paintwork.

R.

GaryK

Thanks for that Ro will go and get some of them, thats the thing Im either in and out of the house or in and out of the office with damp friggin tissue wiping the stuff off!

T4molie

I think you answered your own question perfectly there fella

GaryK

Alright Andy hows it going mate?

T4molie

Goin good fella Looking forward to this weekends beer / football fest

stilover

When I lived with my parents years ago, there driveway was under Sycamore tries. Every single morning I'd go to my car that was not only covered in bird poo, but sticky sap that attracted Wasps.......... My terrified of wasps !!! Made getting into the car interesting.

T4molie

Myself and the mrs used to rent a 2 bed flat where the parking space was under trees that liked to drop sap by the bucketloads- went away for a 2 week holiday, came back and the car at the time (A white Pug 205 GTi) was completely and utterly covered!!!

Took it thro the car wash and it was still half caked in the stuff

GaryK

Ah a pug gti you had one of those did ya Andy, still look good today.

gotmashed

i live on an island and get **** the size of a dustbin lid from the big **** gulls bloody things

Brendan Hughes

I thought most British lived on an island?

gotmashed

yes ok the isle of wight

T4molie

Gary,

Very true mate they do Not sure I'd have another white one but I'd defo have another 205..... handled like it was on rails

Brendan Hughes

'salright, you enjoy that cold beer

GaryK

Allan

iTrader: (1)

**** is the least of my worries, can't stop them eating mine

T4molie

Bl00dy hell

Have you tried putting some bird food out for them

GaryK

Nah, white.....VERY gay mate!

Allan

iTrader: (1)

It's happening at my works car park, we seem to be deluged with massive Crows. Hadn't thought of feeding them

Allan

M444GY

iTrader: (72)

i came out to my car the other day and there was a ****fest on my nice new car, it didnt look normal the bird must have been ill !

dpb

I blame the old biddies who have little else to do but feed teh blighters - ffs its spring theres plenty of food out there ...

Tam the bam

Put her to bed, give her some medicine and tell her that ****ting on the car is not funny, also make her wash it off in the morning

T4molie

Just don't put the food on your bonnet

T4molie

That would probably explain why I never cleaned it