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06 June 2006, 09:15 AM
#6
Scooby Regular
Max when he is almost run over leaving the French Supermarket.
Max: Hey. Le Beer. Le ********. Watch it son!
Not a one liner and stolen from another site but still great.
Max produces a package
Paddy: Have you done us a packed lunch?
Opens package to reveal a gun
Paddy: What on earth is that?
Max: That my friend, is a German Broomhandle Mauser.
Paddy: I'm not using that...
Max: Why, what's wrong with it?
Paddy: It's an antique that's what it is.
Max: Hey. It's not an antique. There's nothing wrong with that. It was my granddad's. He shot a German with this.
Paddy: Was that in the Second World War?
Max: No, it were in Benidorme. He had a row over a sun lounger.
and another:
Max: after being caught by a speed camera] Can ya not blame it on the music?
Paddy: No, I don't think that'll hold up in court, Max, reasons for speeding - Status Quo.
Max: Hey. Le Beer. Le ********. Watch it son!
Not a one liner and stolen from another site but still great.
Max produces a package
Paddy: Have you done us a packed lunch?
Opens package to reveal a gun
Paddy: What on earth is that?
Max: That my friend, is a German Broomhandle Mauser.
Paddy: I'm not using that...
Max: Why, what's wrong with it?
Paddy: It's an antique that's what it is.
Max: Hey. It's not an antique. There's nothing wrong with that. It was my granddad's. He shot a German with this.
Paddy: Was that in the Second World War?
Max: No, it were in Benidorme. He had a row over a sun lounger.
and another:
Max: after being caught by a speed camera] Can ya not blame it on the music?
Paddy: No, I don't think that'll hold up in court, Max, reasons for speeding - Status Quo.
Last edited by coolangatta; 06 June 2006 at 09:24 AM.
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06 June 2006, 01:16 PM
#9
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Just after they'd knocked the cow down with the camper:
Paddy "Do you think its dead?"
Max "Either that or its gonna **** it down!"
Incidentally did anyone notice on Road to Nowhere that the numberplate read BOL 10X - I can't make up my mind whether it was meant to read 'Bollox' or 'Bolton X'? Or maybe I just have too much time on my hands
Paddy "Do you think its dead?"
Max "Either that or its gonna **** it down!"
Incidentally did anyone notice on Road to Nowhere that the numberplate read BOL 10X - I can't make up my mind whether it was meant to read 'Bollox' or 'Bolton X'? Or maybe I just have too much time on my hands
06 June 2006, 01:19 PM
#10
Originally Posted by Daft Lad
Just after they'd knocked the cow down with the camper:
Paddy "Do you think its dead?"
Max "Either that or its gonna **** it down!"
Incidentally did anyone notice on Road to Nowhere that the numberplate read BOL 10X - I can't make up my mind whether it was meant to read 'Bollox' or 'Bolton X'? Or maybe I just have too much time on my hands
Paddy "Do you think its dead?"
Max "Either that or its gonna **** it down!"
Incidentally did anyone notice on Road to Nowhere that the numberplate read BOL 10X - I can't make up my mind whether it was meant to read 'Bollox' or 'Bolton X'? Or maybe I just have too much time on my hands
its bollox by the way.
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